Rock, Paper, Scissors

[domo_hello_kitty]

A petpet ripped out this gear.

[Siniri]

A giant dinosaur ate your petpet!

[Blue]

A giant asteroid killed your dinosaur

[domo_hello_kitty]

T-t-turmaculus! Your asteroid was picked to bits.

[Siniri]

Your pick was melted in my backyard foundry:

[domo_hello_kitty]

This hurricane blew it away.

[Siniri]

The Anaheim Ducks dethroned the Hurricanes as Stanley Cup champions:

[Blue]

Actually, that's the logo for the "Mighty Ducks of Anaheim", as owned by Disney.

The new Owners killed the "Mighty".



Now they're just the "Anaheim Ducks"

[Siniri]

Google Image Search reverted the Ducks back to the Mighty Ducks in people's minds:


(Yup, I blame Google. The vast majority of images that appeared when I searched for the Anaheim Ducks were the Mighty Duck image.)

[Blue]

A Googolplex is far superior to a meager little Google

[domo_hello_kitty]

Math problems can give anyone a headache.

[Blue]

Excedrin Migraine Pain Reliever gets rid of your headache

[domo_hello_kitty]

Someone got so angry they smashed the pills to smithereens using a meat tenderizer.

[Siniri]

Accent meat tenderizer rendered your heavy-handed meat tenderizer obsolete:

[domo_hello_kitty]

(I never should have chosen meat tenderizer...)
Isn't there MSG in the ingredient list?