Rock, Paper, Scissors [Split by a Rock]

[domo_hello_kitty]

Mix Red with Blue and you get the Halo Parody Red vs. Blue! (Thanks Michael at karate for explaining this to me )


But I like the cookie Cheetoes...

[ginny-ROX]

The entire Blue team and Grif were taken out by Sarge's shotgun.

[domo_hello_kitty]

In Halo 3's Annoying Orange, Red gets pwned.

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[Blue]

An Orange Juicer can take care of that Annoying Orange

[Siniri]

Huanglongbing (citrus greening disease) makes your juice (and your juicer) worthless:

[Blue]

Biocide 2,2-dibromo-3-nitrilopropionamide Beats your Huanglongbing



Besides, it's way bigger

[Siniri]

Pesticide-free labeling killed your biocide:

[Blue]

Taggers spray painted over your sign


(and these guys arrested the taggers)

[Siniri]

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do when I come for you?

[Blue]

Siskel and Ebert gives it 2 Thumbs Down

[Siniri]

Cancer beat Ebert and Siskel.

[Blue]

Broccoli beats cancer



(Some studies have shown that broccoli helps reduce risk of certain cancers)

[Siniri]

Kale's nutrient content beats broccoli's:

[Blue]

Whiteflies destroy your kale

[Siniri]

Along came a spider and ate your fly:


(I wanted to try to break the plant-pest-pesticide-EPA-disease-plant-pest-pesticide cycle we keep seeming to fall into by adding PREDATOR.)