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- A detective can only solve a case once suspended from duty.

- A main will show no pain from being shot or stabbed but will wince as a woman cleans his wounds.

- A single match is usually good enough to light up a stadium sized area.

- All bombs are fitted with an LED readout that tell you exactly when it will go off.

- Allthough currently you can blow up objects out of visual range, by the 23rd century we will have lost this technology.

- Any lock can be picked by a credit card or paper clip in seconds, the one exception being a burning building with a child trapped inside.

- A nightmare will always result in you sitting bolt upright and panting.

- Cars that crash instantly explode.

- Policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

- Woman must reveal any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

- If blonde and pretty you can become the worlds expert on nuclear science at the age of 22.

- If you decide to dance in the streets, everyone you meet with know the steps.

- You will die without exception if you show someone a picture of your girfriend back home.

- If heavily outnumbered in a martial arts style fight, enemies will attack you one by one, with those waiting doing a weird threatening dance.

- Large Manhattan apartments are always avaliable even if you have no job.

- Most Laptops are powerful enough to override the communications network of Maraudering aliens.

-Lipstick never rubs off, even whilst scuba diving.

- Should you want to pass yourself off as Russian or German the language is not nessacary as an accent will do.

- Police department run secret tests to make sure all parteners are complete opposites.

- When the lights are turned off, everything is still visible, but blue.

- Computers always say 'Enter Password Now'.

- The Eiffel Tower can be seen directly from any window in Paris.

How did you get a copy of the filmmakers handbook?

I don't know why, but that's the one that actually made me laugh. The rest are pretty good though.

- the best security for a locked room is A temperature sensor, A sound sensor, A floor sensor, but no cameras

- when an innocent friend dies, it's the most bad thing that can happen, while when the good guys shoot innocent guards it's 'saving the land'...

- there are no lasers that can not be seen without some kind of parfum...

- super secret spies never thought of going undercover inside the base of an evil organisation

That made me burst out laughing. It happens in shows as well, for example 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer: The Musical' and it happens all the time in movies (Bollywood Hollywood).

Those are great!

The last one is true, there was never a time on tv or the movies that I didn't see the Eiffel tower from a balcony while in paris...

Yeah, when I read that one the Buffy episode was the first thing that came to my mind

tehehe, someone emailed me that list not so long ago, it didn't have all of those but from memory:

ventilation ducts are a perfect place to hide, and are perfect for travelling to other parts of a building quickly

Haha, those were really funny. I've never seen that before.


Haha, I loved the one about martial arts, when the lights are off everything is visible but blue, and if you decide to dance in the streets, everyone you meet with know the steps. And also, when you are singing in the streets, everyelse also know the words. Haha.

waka! how funny.

I love this one one time I was actually tempted to do it in the mall with tons of people. Hey, I was listening to really nice, upbeat music.