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Okay, I got this email from a friend, and fell off my chair from laughing so hard. So I thought I might as well share it with anyone who wants to read it....

How To Be Annoying

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Staple papers in the middle of the page.

Ask 800 operators for dates.

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

Set alarms for random times.

Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.

Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.

ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

only type in lowercase.

dont use any punctuation either.

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

Pay for your dinner with pennies.

Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

Light road flares on a birthday cake.

Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.

Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up!" and repeat.

Drive half a block.

Name your dog "Dog."

Ask people what gender they are.

Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think."

Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".

Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.

Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

Wear a LOT of cologne.

Ask to "interface" with someone.

Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

Sing along at the opera.

Mow your lawn with scissors.

At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture".

Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.

Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

Never make eye contact.

Never break eye contact.

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

Construct your own pretend "tricorder" and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Make appointments for the 31st of September.

Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

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I swear, that list is so funny. Please feel free to add more.
Oh, and my friend who sent that to me, I seriously think she does like nearly all of those things.

When someone explained something, ask them to repeat, and while they're doing that, leave like you don't know the person.

When you're walking somewhere and you see a person you know/don't know look at him like he looks weird and when he's behind you, start laughing rediciously

When someone sneezes, look at him like he did something that's really bad (or start yelling: We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die!!!)

Leave every light on and every door open when you go to someone's house

When you don't know the answer of a question just say either: "I know it, do you?" or "What kind of nonsence is that???"

When you're at a hotel and you get breakfast, demand special french cheese for your bread

Insist on calling beer 'liquid bread'

When someone ask you something, reply with 'What does it matter, we're all going to die anyway.' :twisted:

i have done almost all of them plus some:

stand on a high way and yell "i have a 12 inch ruler"(ruler really isnt the word i would say though)

park your car on a corner, wearing a hat and sunglasses with a hair dryer and see if people slow down

call random numbers and tell the person who answers to get there cow out your rose bush

post i luv on ppt

fake a sesure in walmart and see if people try to help you

"faint" when people are walking 2 feet or less behind you

when a 9 month old to a 3 year old baby comes in the room turn music all the way up and mute it and when they arent looking unmute it

beg random people for money

i have alot more that i have done but i am tried

Honk and wave to strangers.

I do this one everyday!

Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

I used to do that when I was really young.

Hmmm...*getting ideas* Fufufuufufu! xD

*snicker*

I've really gotta try some of those on my friends. They already think I'm nuts, so they won't think anything of it either XD

nice additions

yeah, i don't do many of them, but my friend sure does.

I really gotta try the traffic cone one, lol.
And every road trip I go on, I sing the 99 bottle of beer on the wall song, i even finished it a few times.

You've managed to finish that song!? I've tried 999 bottles with a few friends, but our teachers made us be quiet because we were annoying them

I've done some of those XD

My contributions:

Walk slowly and directly in front of someone, waving from side to side so that they can't get ahead of you.

Pretend to be chewing gum in class, but actually don't.

Ask someone a question requiring a long and complicated answer. Wait until they're nearly finished, then interrupt with, "Oh, I wasn't talking about that"...

Imitate Gollum by speaking in a strange nasal voice, hugging things and calling them "precious" and crawling around.

Sneak up behind people, incline your head towards them, and say suddenly and loudly, "Hey, what are you doing?"

Alternatively, when Person A is trying to sneak up on Person B, yell "Hi, Person A!" very loudly.

When someone's telling a joke that you've heard before, interrupt with the punchline in the middle.
ie.:
"So, this blonde goes into the electronic store, and asks to buy a television, but they won't let her. So she goes back, dyes her hair, and..."
"It's a microwave."

Sing completely unseasonal songs. Loudly.

Use the longest and most complicated words you can think of to describe everything. When people get annoyed and ask you to stop, become monosyllabic.

Interrupt conversations by saying, "Hi!" in a scarily perky voice every few minutes.

Think up terrible, illogical nicknames for your friends and get everyone to call them by them.

Be part of an obscure religion with customs that forbid you from taking tests, running laps, or eating disgusting cafeteria food. Threaten to sue for discrimination.

Write long lists of how to annoy people.

Of course I haven't done practically all of those... *whistle*

Go to class and let your mobile phone go off, and when the teacher says you have to turn it off, say you have to keep it on because your mom/dad is in hospital, then respond the phone and loudly talk through the lessons saying things as: "Yea i know, this lessons actually pretty stupid. If i'm annoying the class? No way!" Then when the teacher looks at you, be serious on the phone and say things as: "Is everything alright with daddy?"

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try and express everything you see with your hands

call to your brothers cell phone in the church

When you give money in the church, give 5 dollars, and then say: "It's for the four of us"

Be the most evil, most daredevil person in the world (while actually are even afraid of climbing a tree)

Oooh! I've failed to mention my friend's "language"....

you add "shm" to the beginning of everyword.
eg. shmallo shmevery shmody shmy shmame shmis shmia

and saying the alphabet is even funnier

but anyways...

Hehe, I've done some of this stuff >_<

Stuff I did from the list:
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

only type in lowercase.

Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.

Ask people what gender they are. (Don't Ask.)

Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in friend's brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. (so fun, that is!)

Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Think up terrible, illogical nicknames for your friends and get everyone to call them by them.

Interrupt conversations by saying, "Hi!" in a scarily perky voice every few minutes.

Use the longest and most complicated words you can think of to describe everything. When people get annoyed and ask you to stop, become monosyllabic.

Sing completely unseasonal songs. Loudly.

When someone's telling a joke that you've heard before, interrupt with the punchline in the middle.
ie.:
"So, this blonde goes into the electronic store, and asks to buy a television, but they won't let her. So she goes back, dyes her hair, and..."
"It's a microwave."

Alternatively, when Person A is trying to sneak up on Person B, yell "Hi, Person A!" very loudly.

Imitate Gollum by speaking in a strange nasal voice, hugging things and calling them "precious" and crawling around. (SO FUN! MY PRECIOUSSSSSSS)

Pretend to be chewing gum in class, but actually don't. (I got in tons of trouble for this, don't try it )

(FWEEEE! They were so fun to do too!) (Does this mean I'm annoying? )

I do smoe of those...xD


Here's one...

Insist on betting aginst your friend using pennies.

Pay back bets to friends using pennies.

Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema
yeah, i made a funny. (i dont care if it doesnt rhyme, it isnt a poem)

speak only in latin phrases.

speak only in broken latin phrases...