Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:49 am
hiddenneggs wrote:"Pleasant Valley Pheasant Pluckers" is dangerous to try saying 5 times fast. If you're a minor, beware of groundings/soap/etc.
I really need to heed warning better.
Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:38 pm
Heh, updated one of that
"I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant pluckers mate,
I'm only plucking pheasants,
Cos the pheasant plucker's late"
"I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant pluckers mate,
I'm only plucking pheasants,
Cos the pheasant plucker's late"
Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:49 pm
Phlameseeker wrote:"I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant pluckers mate,
I'm only plucking pheasants,
Cos the pheasant plucker's late"
That's the one I remember but I couldn't remember it fully! It's hilarious!
Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:11 pm
[quote="hiddenneggs"]"Pleasant Valley Pheasant Pluckers" is dangerous to try saying 5 times fast. If you're a minor, beware of groundings/soap/etc.
Lol, yeah. Drama teacher used to make us do a different version:
She is a mother pheasant plucker
She plucks mother pheasants
The plucks the most mother pheasants
of any mother pheasant plucker
there's also: unique new york, red leather yellow leather.
Oh, and a new one she makes us do:
She stood upon the balcony
and explicably mimicing him, hiccuping
and amicably wlecoming him in.
Oh, and: many mumbling mice
were making magic music int he moonlight
mighty nice
Lol, yeah. Drama teacher used to make us do a different version:
She is a mother pheasant plucker
She plucks mother pheasants
The plucks the most mother pheasants
of any mother pheasant plucker
there's also: unique new york, red leather yellow leather.
Oh, and a new one she makes us do:
She stood upon the balcony
and explicably mimicing him, hiccuping
and amicably wlecoming him in.
Oh, and: many mumbling mice
were making magic music int he moonlight
mighty nice
Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:38 pm
.:Requiem:. wrote:Oh, and a new one she makes us do:
She stood upon the balcony
and explicably mimicing him, hiccuping
and amicably wlecoming him in.
Oh, and: many mumbling mice
were making magic music int he moonlight
mighty nice
That's just... weird... and hard!
Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:01 pm
.:Requiem:. wrote:hiddenneggs wrote:She stood upon the balcony
and explicably mimicing him, hiccuping
and amicably wlecoming him in.
Grr...I hate that one! It kills me every time. Here's some more. You know these, Renn
.
Oh what a to-do to die today at a minute or two to two. A thing distinctly hard to say but harder still to do. For they'll beat a tattoo at twenty to two and the rattattattattattattattattattoo and the dragon will come at the sound of the drum at a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two.
and...
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffepot. I may be off my dot, but I want a cup of coffee from a proper coffeepot. Tin coffeepots and iron coffeepots, they're no good to me. If I can't have a proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffeepot, I'll have a cup of tea.
Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:51 pm
Tryske Rainbreeze wrote:.:Requiem:. wrote:hiddenneggs wrote:She stood upon the balcony
and explicably mimicing him, hiccuping
and amicably wlecoming him in.
Grr...I hate that one! It kills me every time. Here's some more. You know these, Renn
Oh what a to-do to die today at a minute or two to two. A thing distinctly hard to say but harder still to do. For they'll beat a tattoo at twenty to two and the rattattattattattattattattattoo and the dragon will come at the sound of the drum at a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two.
and...
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffepot. I may be off my dot, but I want a cup of coffee from a proper coffeepot. Tin coffeepots and iron coffeepots, they're no good to me. If I can't have a proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffeepot, I'll have a cup of tea.
Ya beat me to the punch on those'ns, Kat.
Thu Mar 24, 2005 10:26 pm
Khristian wrote:.:Chronically Depressed:. wrote:Zega wrote:Black Bugs Blood
Question: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer: A woodchuck wouldn't chuck any wood 'cause a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
I've heard the last one but not the first that one's hard ^__^
I couldn't even say it twice.
That is the one of the only tongue twisters I can actually say without screwing up.
Thu Mar 24, 2005 11:15 pm
Say Crushed wristwatches
7 times fast. lol.
7 times fast. lol.
Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:12 am
Maroon wrote:Say Crushed wristwatches
7 times fast. lol.
Seven? I'm having a hard enough time with once or twice!
Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:59 am
Tryske Rainbreeze wrote:All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffepot. I may be off my dot, but I want a cup of coffee from a proper coffeepot. Tin coffeepots and iron coffeepots, they're no good to me. If I can't have a proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffeepot, I'll have a cup of tea.
TROUT FISHING IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!! Whee!!!!!!!! I love that song! I actually got to talk to those guys once, they're wierd...
EDIT: I forgot to add that I can say that...
Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:35 am
Ammer wrote:Khristian wrote:.:Chronically Depressed:. wrote:Zega wrote:Black Bugs Blood
Question: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer: A woodchuck wouldn't chuck any wood 'cause a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
I've heard the last one but not the first that one's hard ^__^
I couldn't even say it twice.
That is the one of the only tongue twisters I can actually say without screwing up.
That is the only tongue twister I can say without messing up. ^_^' I can't even say: "She sells sea shells by the sea shore". And I messed up typing that originally because I was trying to say it, and, yeah...
The ending I've always heard for 'How much wood could a wood chuck chuck" is:
It would chuck as much a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
Though I prefer this one much better.
Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:14 pm
hiddenneggs wrote:Maroon wrote:Say Crushed wristwatches
7 times fast. lol.
Seven? I'm having a hard enough time with once or twice!
Same! I messed up on my first try!
Re: Tounge Twisters
Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:11 pm
Have you guys heard of this one?
I sit in solem silence on a dull dark dock
In a pestilensial prison with a life long lock
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
Anyway have any of you heard the one that starts like this?
The dragon will come at the sound of the drum at a minute or two till' two today...
Let me know
thanks
I sit in solem silence on a dull dark dock
In a pestilensial prison with a life long lock
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
Anyway have any of you heard the one that starts like this?
The dragon will come at the sound of the drum at a minute or two till' two today...
Let me know
thanks
Re:
Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:18 pm
Twizzler0171 wrote:Zega wrote:Black Bugs Blood
Question: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer: A woodchuck wouldn't chuck any wood 'cause a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
The ending I've always heard for 'How much wood could a wood chuck chuck" is:
It would chuck as much a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
And here's yet another ending:
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
There's a song by Great Big Sea called "Mari-Mac" with the following lyrics:
Mari Mac's mother's making Mari Mac marry me
My mother's making me marry Mari Mac
Well I'm going to marry Mari for when Mari's taking care of me
We'll all be feeling merry when I marry Mari Mac
They sing it so fast, it's ridiculous... and then they speed it up. It makes me wonder if he ever gets tongue-tied during a performance!
limegreen, I haven't heard either of those before.