Whats the subject of the first spam email in your spam inbox

[Uncle Xyzzy]

Long title! First spam, its subject?

Topic Reply Notification - I, Ammer, almost died. from Khyunh777

I have no idea how to turn that thing off, so Kym spams my inbox.

[Ski]

I absolutely cannot post it here.

[Uncle Xyzzy]

I absolutely cannot post it here.

You have no idea how hard I am now laughing.

Wo-ow.

[Hil]

I absolutely cannot post it here.

Ditto.

Here's the second which was somehow sent "Thu May 23, 1963" but then when I open it, it said it was sent "Fri, 6 Jan 2040." WHICH IS IT? :[ Basically, it's either before the internet really existed, or when robots take over the world.

Subject: "-It's the coolest new laptop- find out how to get the Toshiba Tablet PC free!"

[Mongrel]

Let's see...
The first one's a picture, which Hotmail has blocked.
The second and third ones require me to install Japanese characters to read them.
The fourth one's another picture.
The fifth one's Japanese again.
Here we go, number six:

Hi moongewl,

This e-mail is to wish you a very happy Worthday (birthday) from
the staff at Worth1000.

Meh, boring.

Long title! First spam, its subject?

Topic Reply Notification - I, Ammer, almost died. from Khyunh777

I have no idea how to turn that thing off, so Kym spams my inbox.

Option 1:
Go to "Edit Profile."
Scroll down to Preferences.
Choose no on "Always notify me of replies."

Option 2(if Option 1 has already been done):
Make PPT implode.

[Cerise]

Subject: PeNS: Penguins Remain Hot with 3-2 Victory Over Capitals

My spam inbox is empty, so I just chose the first bulk email thing that isnt from friends or family.

[Dragonfire]

First one can't be posted here. <_<

Second one: "The be sent"

A random one: "Which rutabaga to sheriff"

[pipsqueeek]

... I have no spam. Gmail is amazing.

The only spam I ever get is from some online greeting card site. I think the last one was something saying I'd won free makeup.

*checks old yahoo account*... and I've got around 50 here. And I cleared it out earlier this week.

Hmm.
"My or sadist"
"Which kramer a canoga"
"Or inheritance a vegetable"

etc.

[Igg]

'Health in a Minute'

[Pixa]

There are no messages in this folder.

My Hotmail is spam free.

[DM was on fire!]

JEWEL SHEPHERD. XD
And a bunch of others I can't post here.

[Combusken BG]

I have got 117 spam messages though these ones are the wierdest ones.

1st and 2nd: Every girl's dream...get $1000 worth of MAC Make-up FREE!
25th, 45th, 90th and 105th: Get $1000 of MAC Cosmetics on us!
115th: Latest handbags
116th: Right bra. Right attitude.
117th: Engagement Ring Markdown

Why I am recieving spam about stuff for girls when I am a guy?

Do any of you divas recieve any spam about stuff for boys?

[DM was on fire!]

More than 60% of my spam is for males, all relating to a certain problem that I'm sure I can't post about.
I also receive a lot of spam about OEMs and my loan request getting approved. I don't even remember sending off for loans! XD

[shapu]

All the spam I get is totally unnecessary, I assure you. You know, baldness treatments and the like.

Now, if someone would send me spam that read "Stop Cutting Yourself While Shaving!!!!one!!!" I'd read it.

[Cassi]

"Online Casinos sind dafuer bekannt"