If the user above you showed up at your house...

[Katherine]

Throw the Coke at them.

[stephanie<3]

Start licking my fingers from the Coke. Then write "I'm a dork" on them with permanent orange Sharpie! Mwahaha!

[Rox]

Spontaneously combust.

[stephanie<3]

Put on some fun music really loud to hurt their ears.

[klopsman]

Force her to play Isketch

[stephanie<3]

!!! Make them watch Barbie movies until their corneas exploded!

[klopsman]

Make her watch the Japanese McDonald commercial remix

[stephanie<3]

Sic the facehuggers on them!

[klopsman]

would give up and turn into a Christmas ruki doll(i hate facehuggers)

[Rox]

Spontaneously make them combust.

[Katherine]

Poke them. Then run. Fast.

[stephanie<3]

Laugh at their spontaneous combustionness! Then give them a sheet of Trigonometry problems and a pencil and make them do the difficult Trig!

[klopsman]

bring out 1000 heartless clones of me and fight everyone over me

[stephanie<3]

Get a large mirror so all the clones must see themselves and perish!

[klopsman]

NOOOOOOOO! mah clones!*puts on facehugger shield and tries to run away but slips*