40 1/2 Things You Didn't Know about Illusen and Jhudora!

[Tyrannitar]

http://www.freewebs.com/freefoodguild/nonrelated/illusenjhudora.html
Go there to read my rather amusing and too-long-to-post article for the NT! Submitted thrice, rejected twice, this article will have you ing your head off!

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3. Jhudora wasn't always purple and green; Illusen painted her with a Green Paint Brush while she was sleeping one night.

That explains why she don't have those ugly orange spots she would have if she was originally green and painted purple!

[Tyrannitar]

3. Jhudora wasn't always purple and green; Illusen painted her with a Green Paint Brush while she was sleeping one night.

That explains why she don't have those ugly orange spots she would have if she was originally green and painted purple!

Thanks! Some friends helped me on some of them. The part about Jhudora liking small petpets, especially in thick gravy, was on a guild member's siggy.

[Zero!]

Hahaha, some of those are really good.

11. In 50 years Illusen's nice little Orb Plant will eat the gardener's brain... no we are not kidding.

Yay!

[Tyrannitar]

Hahaha, some of those are really good.

11. In 50 years Illusen's nice little Orb Plant will eat the gardener's brain... no we are not kidding.

Yay!

Some?!

[Zero!]

Hahaha, some of those are really good.

11. In 50 years Illusen's nice little Orb Plant will eat the gardener's brain... no we are not kidding.

Yay!

Some?!

Well they're all good, but some are even better.

[Tyrannitar]

Hahaha, some of those are really good.

11. In 50 years Illusen's nice little Orb Plant will eat the gardener's brain... no we are not kidding.

Yay!

Some?!

Well they're all good, but some are even better.

Oh. Okay! I hope they accept it this time, but I'm probably too late...
I also want to get some ratings that aren't from my friends, so it isn't always going to be 'Oh cool that's great!'

UPDATE: Gruffle... they rejected it because I have to think of something more original...