Alright, I'm putting this here, since my new fanfic.net account isn't old enough yet. It was co-written by a friend of mine. It's set in the Tortall-verse, and has characters from the Song of the Lioness quartet and the Protector of the Small quartet. So, without furhter ado...
Disney World Invaded by Tortall
By: "Phantomess and Cow" (don't ask)
Disclaimer: Tortall and company belong to Tamora Pierce, and Disney World
and attractions belong to Disney. Any questions?
"Is that it?" George asked Raoul as they turned from SR353 onto Calypso Cay
Way. Raoul nodded as he pulled into the Owner's Check-in Parking Area.
"I'll go get the room keys." He told everyone as he started to get out of
his Chevy Trailblazer.
"I want to go to mil-err -Raoul." Kel corrected herself as Raoul looked at
her. Both Raoul and Alanna had previously ordered their squires to use
their first names only.
"I want to go too." Neal burst out.
"As well." Alanna corrected.
"Whatever." Neal replied. Alanna arched her eyebrows as Neal tried to hide
behind Kel, who was half way out of the Trailblazer.
"I would like to go as well, please." Neal said in clipped tones as he
rubbed his now bruised rear-end. Alanna nodded her consent while trying not
to laugh. She gave up and joined their other three companions in the
laughing fit. Neal got up and started walking towards a door.
"Neal. Neal. Neal." Kel tried to get her friend's attention. "Nealan
Queenscove!" Kel yelled, Neal stopped and looked at her. "Can you read?
That's the employee entrance. Check-in is that way." She pointed towards
the opposite direction then ran to catch up with Raoul, leaving Alanna and
George laughing even harder.
Five minutes after Raoul and the teenagers came out of Check-in; the group
was in their adjoining suites discussing what they were going to be doing
that evening.
Neal, why don't you go for a walk?" Alanna asked as she was looking through
the kitchen cabinets.
"Kel, make sure he doesn't hurt himself or anyone else." George said as
Neal left the room.
"Pools?" Neal asked Kel as he took her arm and escorted her down stairs.
Kel nodded, pleased to be away from the adults that they had been trapped
with for the last three days.
By the time that the two squires had scouted the area and had returned to
the rooms, the adults had completely unpacked and had vanished. Kel looked
into Raoul's room to see if he had left a note, which he hadn't. Neal had no such luck
finding a note from Alanna either.
"Let's go to the pool anyway." Neal concluded after they finished searching
the rooms.
They arrived at the pool."Whaaa-ohhhh!" Splash! "Let's do it again!" They
looked towards the water slide as Raoul slid down and made yet another tidal
wave. The two squires looked on in astonishment as Alanna came up sputtering.
"You smurf! You landed on my head!" She yelled at Raoul, who looked apologetic. Kel and Neal just looked bewildered. Neal broke the silence between them.
"Last one to the water slide's a Scanaran!"
A/N: Alright, this is loosely based on Phantomess and Cow's own experiences. We'll probably get to Disney in the next chapter. ~Phantomess
I am, and forever will be, The Queer Alpaca they/them
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