Cat is moo.

[Kitten Medli]

List of people I'm in love with:
1. DM
2. Blake
3. DM
5. Light
4. Cat
8. Xyzzy
29. (sometimes) Byakuya
30. Siniri and her set.

That is all.

Why only sometimes?

Because I want to make you weep for love!! >:D

Cow.. is.. meow... PARADOXXXXXXX

[Blake]

List of people I'm in love with:
1. DM
2. Blake
3. DM
5. Light
4. Cat
8. Xyzzy
29. (sometimes) Byakuya
30. Siniri and her set.

That is all.

Why only sometimes?

Because I want to make you weep for love!! >:D

Cow.. is.. meow... PARADOXXXXXXX

That's... a lot of x's you got there, miss.

[Siniri]

Siniri, i need to bring you in to school some day to make me look less like a geek in comparison.
That definitely isn't a bad thing, though. *nodnod*

Thanks, I think.

New theory. Cow is meow.

That one's easy:
e=mc^2 (assuming you believe Al-E)
Thus, me=m^2*c^2=(m^2*c)*c
Therefore, me=c IFF m^2*c=1, and in that special case, meow=cow. Using the symmetric property, if meow=cow, it only stands to reason that cow=meow. Thus, cow is meow.

Since cat=moo and cow=meow, I can only conclude that the answer to the question that must be on everyone's mind (i.e., "Given the extreme velocity required to make wind-farming an environmentally and kinetically viable option, how many cows would need to be displaced from the roof of Byakuya San's school using Blake's telepathic mind-control technique (which must already be rather well developed given his ability to make strangers spend endless hours contemplating such deep philosophical questions as those discussed in this thread), factoring in the energy provided by Helena's fit of giggles and TDG's (hearth?)-lying cat, keeping in mind the paradoxxxxxxx hidden within Miller's analogies?") must be 42. But only if they're meowing cows. For mooing cows, you'll have to invert the square of the hypotenuse.

[Helena]

Siniri, you just killed my brain.
That is all. ^_^

[Rissa]

There is no cat.

[Callie]

There is no cat.

Orrr...there is no cow

[Zilary]

In a different dimension, cat is indeed moo. Likewise, in the same dimension, cow is indeed meow.

In another dimension, neither cat or cow exists, thus there is no moo or meow.

All in all, if we were to count up to the tenth dimension along with the summation of all the previous dimensions, all the possibilities are possible up to infinity, then there are no fallacy in proofs.

[Byakuya San]

Dog is oink.

Take that!

[Blake]

Dog is oink.

Take that!

Pig is ruff!

Horse is bzzz!

Bee is neigh!

[Helena]

Or my personal favourite:

CHICKEN IS QUACK!