Revisiting an old song

[Tymaporer]

As the holiday season has begun, I would like to revisit a song that Vethica and I wrote last year, inspired by Jim's holiday username. Some of you may remember this, but I didn't get many replies to last year's topic, meaning that most of you probably don't.

(To the tune of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch")
(Italicised parts are spoken)

You're a green one
Mr. Jimch
You are not as cute as Bob
You are very very green
And you're not as cute as Bob
Mr. Jimch

I'm so scared of you, I wouldn't touch you with a 40-foot corn on the cob!

You are scary
Mr. Jimch
But you're an admin so it's okay
If someone angers you
They won't see another day
Mr. Jimch

Whenever I see you post, I don't know what you're going to say!

You're not a snowman
Mr. Jimch
You're not cold but you're not hot
Because Bob's cuter than you
And you're the color of snot
Mr. Jimch

You're as cold as a burning robot!

You're a weird one
Mr. Jimch
And you do not have a beard
You're not Jimmy Neutron
But you have to battle spammers
Mr. Jimch

You're so scary that you're very feared!

You are funny
Mr. Jimch
You are shaking in your boots
But Oliver ate your boots
And you're very very green
Mr. Jimch

We haven't eaten you, but we think you'd taste like fruits!

So, what do you people-who-haven't-seen-this-before think?

[o_0]

Ah... the good old days where we could change our names... what fun that was.

[jellyoflight]

We're watching the grinch in RE (opinions of xmas..blahblahblah)

Guess what I've got tomorrow

And we haven't got to that part yet!

I'll be wetting myself laughing at it and people'll be like "WOT R U LAFFIN AT LYK?!?!""!#!##"

[Bangel]

Heh, I saw this last year.

Some of the rhyming is forced, but that's what makes it funny and it's most likely intentional.

[Kitten Medli]

I kind of remember that.. maybe a little..

Mr. Jimch does indeed scare me.

[Jenna!]

Oh, I remember that... The good ol' days... *reminices*

Anyway, I did and I still do think it is spectacular.