[LAME] Joke Contest O_O

Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:44 am

Okay,
it may seem a little lame but I could NOT think of anyhitng else.
So, obviously all you have to do is post a few random jokes.
1st place - edna the witch card and improved lighting beam
2nd place - crab apple chia pop and rainbow gun
3rd place - fire paw

Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:46 am

(This may be a little rude)
Man who eats many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:52 pm

A man walkied into a bar and said "ouch"...

Well, someone was bound to say that

Website · Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:11 pm

Two men walked into a bar. One said to the other, "Yeah. I didn't see it either." XD

Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:42 pm

What starts with T, ends with T and is full of T?

A teapot.

Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:52 pm

Want to hear a dirty joke?

The white horse rolled in the mud.

Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:04 pm

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick!

Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:32 pm

A third man walks into a bar and says...

...

...

..."Bartender, I would like a drink."

Haha... I bet you thought I was going to say... *shuts up*

Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:35 pm

What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.

Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:48 pm

What has four legs, fur, and four hundred eyes?

Well, I don't know either but it just crawled on your back.

Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:52 pm

going good so far...

Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:21 pm

ASCII stupid question, get stupid ANSI.

(That is such a bad programming joke. ><; )

Website · Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:32 pm

ArwenEarendil wrote:ASCII stupid question, get stupid ANSI.

(That is such a bad programming joke. ><; )

Well, it cracked me up. XD

Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:37 pm

.:Requiem:. wrote:
ArwenEarendil wrote:ASCII stupid question, get stupid ANSI.

(That is such a bad programming joke. ><; )

Well, it cracked me up. XD

Glad it did.

Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:42 pm

What's white and can't climb trees?

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A REFRIGERATOR!

xD