Ask a stupid question get a stupid awnser.

[Twitchy]

The title pretty much sums up the rules. Somebody asks a silly question and the next person posts up the silliest awnser they can think of, for example:

1.Why is the sky blue?
2.Because is evil.

and then 2, will ask a question. If that makes no sense please tell me and I can edit my post.

[Snippy]

Why is the ocean near the shore?

[Twitchy]

So the fish can sunbathe.

Why do we all like chickens?

[Anoohilator]

Cos they invented steak.

Why are books so damn great?

[Ixistant]

Because if they fall below a set quality standard at any time, they explode. There were 20,000 deaths worldwide last year due to librarys suddenly exploding.

Why is the Nintendo DS so damn addictive?

[Twitchy]

Because the company wants to control your mind.

why do I like purple eyeshadow?

[Snippy]

Because of all the nicotine and cocaine. (edit: that answer was actaully for NDS, but hey, that works too XD)


What is the sound of one hand clapping?

[DM was on fire!]

SEVEN!

Why is this game so fun?

[Skynetmain]

It isn't. That is just the hallucinogens.

Why does emu taste so dang good?

[Ixistant]

Because it's fed pure LCD.

When is Tony Blair leaving office?

[Anoohilator]

Cancer-Curing - too bad nobody has ever heard it...

Why is possesion 9/10 of the law?

[Snippy]

Because the other 10th was stolen.

Where do babies come from?

[pipsqueeek]

Wal-mart

Why is the sea salty?

[Snippy]

Because no one liked thier pretzles and threw them in.

Where is Sesame Street and why is it so hard to find?

[pipsqueeek]

Because it's in a cave and you have to say 'open sesame' to get in

Why is rudolph's nose red?