Awkward things to say

[Shoyru_Lover]

Make this thread as awkward as possible. I'll start.

Sometimes when no ones home I enjoy seperating m&m's into colour groups and pretending they're little villages of people with their own economic and social problems, and then I try to fix them through free trade agreements and other diplomatic measures.

[Blake]

I have two pairs of chocolate-smeared underpants--on my head.

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[whhattisthiss]

Make this thread as awkward as possible. I'll start.

Sometimes when no ones home I enjoy seperating m&m's into colour groups and pretending they're little villages of people with their own economic and social problems, and then I try to fix them through free trade agreements and other diplomatic measures.

ROFL

Do the awkward things have to be true? O.o

[Blake]

Make this thread as awkward as possible. I'll start.

Sometimes when no ones home I enjoy seperating m&m's into colour groups and pretending they're little villages of people with their own economic and social problems, and then I try to fix them through free trade agreements and other diplomatic measures.

ROFL

Do the awkward things have to be true? O.o

Don't think so, pardner.

[Mongrel]

Whenever I'm in a class, and it gets very quiet very suddenly, I feel the irrepressible urge to say something inappropriate loudly. "So then I stabbed the guy, and when the blood started gushing out, I apologized and tried to stop the wound with my shirt."

[Sigh]

I have a shrine to Kym in my closet.
I also have a nasty toe fungus going on right now... wanna see?

[blueZ]

omg i am so good at this

ok!
why do seagulls fly over the sea?....

[Rachel]

This seems a bit valueless, so moved to Coconut Isle - *slaps kyms wrists* you should know better, bad kymmy!!

[WIS]

My mom says I'm handsome.

[Xandra]

I'm a 67-year-old transvestite with five children and 28 grandchildren.

Call me Sally.

[Susannahmio]

I like to put on my Supergirl costume and stakeboard around town screaming "EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL, RETURN TO YOUR HOMES".

[Anoohilator]

I wouldn't mind killing one of the people who has posted on here

[Kugetsu]

Sometimes,when I'm alone, I like to take my sister's bathing suits and pose in front of the mirror with them on, even though they're way too small, because I've always dreamt of being Miss Universe. Sometimes I don't take it off after I'm done...

[mjrinella]

I hope nobody minds... but this elevator music is pretty catchy. I feel like busting a move. *Starts breakdancing*

[DM was on fire!]

I have ringworm!