The 411 Game

[Shoyru_Lover]

In this game, you write a short paragraph about someone else on PPT as an introduction - essentially a 411 on that person - like you're introducing that person to someone new. The more funny it is, the more points you get.

I'll start with some examples:

Twixie is our resident model. she's stunning.

Moongewl is our resident know-it-all. She's freaky intelligent and knows everything. She's like... the repository of knowledge or something.

Frankie is our resident playa. He may look innocent, but beneath that friendly demeanor is a Casanova ready to pounce on any unsuspecting victim. Watch yourself when you're near him. Don't think that he doesn't scare you because that's his strategy. He makes you think that he's your average non-threatening male... but really, he's a playboy.

Rune, one of the three triumvirate of forum administration, likes to be called "runey-boo-boo-bear" and especially likes it when you speak to her in ebonics. Inside this girl is a gansta. She is also an archer. She's a playa hater so she and Frankie often clash, but Frankie is so smooth sometimes Rune forgets that she headbutts with him.

Neko... watch this girl rrrooeeeoyaaow!! She's hot stuff on a pair of roller skates. She'll bedazzle you with her Olympic-level moves and grace. She's beauty.

Jassyboo is the second of the triumvirate. Under her watchful eye, forum events flourish and members rejoice. Mother to lots of little children, she is a powerhouse of activity and love and regularly sends presents to members. With a flourish of her hand and a flick of her long, curly brunette hair, a new event comes. That's like... her power or something.

[Runevalkyrie]

Kym is the owner of PPT. He also has way too many death wishes when it comes to his associate Rune whom he knows he should fear beyond all reason. Whenever he evokes the wrath of Rune, he has no sense in stopping. In the end he ends up beaten and bruised beyond all recognition. It doesn't matter to Kym though, he just continues to irritate her.

[Typhoon]

Miyu hates you. Doesn't matter who you are, where you come from, what you like to eat for breakfast. She hates you. The only characteristic she likes is flute playing - if you can do that, you're golden. Otherwise, beware. She eats stupid people from breakfast, arrogant people for lunch, and for dinner, she has mean people with a side of people who don't have a clue what they're talking about but like to spout off fractionally-relevant ideas about a particular subject in order to sound knowledgeable. Of course, if you happen to be a handsome, suave, debonair brunette male who, for usernames, likes to use different kinds of natural forces (mostly revolving around weather), you have nothing to fear.

[Shoyru_Lover]

Ammer believes in things like world peace and cool stuff like that. He has a strong sense of morals but will cave for a cookie, especially if it has chocolate chips in it. Once, he traded the only cow he had for a some cookie dough. The cookie dough grew up to be a cookie but rather than giants inside the cookie, there were midgets and people who suffered from a mild form of dwarfism instead. A hard lesson was learned that day, and now Ammer walks the Earth forevermore hoping that some Friday delights will come his way.

May really doesn't like it when people get in her face, so if you get in her face, watch out for she will slap you silly with a trout that had been simmered in Rune's frying pan of doom for at least two minutes. She is often out and about kissing babies and running for president in her spare time. On weekends she enjoys kicking off her shoes and watching re-runs of "Friends". One day she hopes to marry the man of her dreams - preferably someone who drives a Porsche.