I'm gathering jokes, riddles, other stuff an dmaking a min i er.......funthing!
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Dumb! Just plain D-U-M-B (ornot)
Dumb (or not) LAws
Today's look: Colorado
Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol.
No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
Contest! Every week i'm holding a contest for weirdest/scariest sory. Submit!
Dumb (or not) facts
54% of Americans fold toilet paper neatly. 35% wad it. What about the other 11%?
55,700 people in the US are injured by jewelry each year
Nearly all boys grow at least as tall as their mothers
Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better
The average American spends six months at red lights throughout his or her life
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married
More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones
The average American eats at McDonalds 1,811 times in their life
The average American/Canadian drinks about 600 sodas a year
In 1995, Toys R Us sold more than $9 billion of goods in the U.S. alone
Car accidents rise 10% during the first week of daylight savings time
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
More than 50% of time spent in U.S courtrooms is over automobile cases
Track athletes are most likely to break records later in the day, when their body temperatures are highest
On July 4, 1826, both John Adams and Thomas Jefferson passed away
Elvis Presley had a reading chair in his bathroom
M&M's stands for the names of Forrest Mars, Sr., the candymaker and his associate Bruce Murrie
Gum on postage stamps have from two to eight calories
Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation
Americans eat about 700 million pounds of peanut butter and 2 billion pounds of chocolate a year
It takes eighteen minutes to cool hot chocolate into a Hershey's Kiss
Five Jell-O flavors that flopped: celery, coffee, cola, apple, and chocolate
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!
Americans eat 75 acres of pizza a day
The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver"
People use 200 muscles when they walk
The average human brain weighs three pounds
Babies start dreaming even before they're born
The Christmas holidays are the busiest time in plastic surgeons offices
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails
The New York Board of Education barred the whipping of children in its schools on March 4, 1908
Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class: $40,000.
Huh....
You are getting ____ whenn...
Unpopular:
When the only person who writes to you is Ed McMahon!!
When the person next to you on the train falls asleep on your shoulder and you consider it a first date!!
When you think the dog is scratching at the door because he wants to go out, but he wants you to go out!!
When you're approved for a credit card with a $20 spending limit!!
When you stop buying clothes and start buying power tools!!
When you call an 800 party line and no one will talk to you!!
Riddles
Joe bought a bag of oranges on Monday, and ate a third of them. On Tuesday he ate half of the remaining oranges. On Wednesday he looked in the bag to find he only had two oranges left. How many oranges were originally in the bag?
18. Kerry loves dumplings. He can eat 32 of them in an hour. His brother Pete needs 3 hours to eat the same amount. How long will it take them both together to eat 32 dumplings?
Today's survey
Which is scarier?
a.no ppt for a week
b. no computer for a week
-issue one
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Blake on Sat Oct 02, 2004 4:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.