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Gah, I haven't read anything yet... you guys write too much. Anyway I'm still waiting for 3 stories. Then I'll paste everything in a big post and you'll have something to read for the next 2 days.

The day Wind was killed, Fluffy Bunny A went for a drive and came across an old shack. Being an explorer at heart, he set off to see what the shack had inside.

Instead of finding old artifacts from the shack's better days, he found a small racetrack and cages filled with mice. Mice had been laid on on the track and the people inside were cheering and screaming for them. A man at the bar explained that these races were kept entirely secret from passersby and that anyone who came inside without knowing what was inside the shack was allowed to bet and watch the races. Fluffy Bunny A decided to bet on one of the slowest mice at the races- they called him Buttermilk. Buttermilk was in lane three. He was facing Speedy and Fast Dude, who were in lanes one and two. Buttermilk, defying all odds,
won the race, and Fluffy Bunny A left with barrels of money.

He went to a weapon shop after leaving the races. He had a plan in mind. He purchased some papaya juice bottles with sleeping powder mixed in, and a rusty old knife. He also purchased some exploding coins, activated by being scratched three times. Then, he left to go and meet two other rabbits and Wind to plot world domination, as he did every Saturday night. He also belonged to a poker league, which he went to two nights week. That, however, has no significance in our story.

As the night went on, Fluffy Bunny A pulled out his sleeping powder infested bottles of papaya juice and gave them to Fluffy Bunnies B and C. They soon fell asleep. Wind left the meeting place to walk home. Fluffy Bunny A took one of his exploding coins and laid it on the ground. He had misread the directions for them, and scratched the coin only once before leaving to follow Wind. He found her in a dark alley, and called out to her.

"You forgot this", he said, handing her the second exploding coin. He had scratched it right before giving it to her. Wind knew it wasn't hers, but took it anyway. The bunny and the girl walked along beside each other for a while. Fluffy Bunny A realised that the coin wasn't working, and pulled out his knife. He slipped behind Wind and stabbed her repeatedly, until at last giving the knife one last thrust and leaving it in the back of her corpse. He then went back to the apartment, cursed a while at the fact that the coin hadn't exploded the other bunnies, gave Fluffy Bunny C some confusion pills to make him gibber on incoherently and crazily, and also left a list of random numbers in his pocket to frame the poor bunny.

Why did he kill Wind, you ask? Earlier while they were walking, Fluffy Bunny A had told Wind about the mice races, and she threatened to tell the authorities of the illegal gatherings. If Wind told the police, Fluffy Bunny A and everyone else involved would be sent to jail for their illegal gambling. So he killed her. He then ran back to his house, and attempted to use his extra money from the races to buy a plane ticket to France so he couldn't be found and convicted for the murder if he was caught. However, due to a freak snowstorm, the airlines had all closed. The next day the police investigated and found the money. Fluffy Bunny A said it was legally won.

The police never found out who killed Wind, and Fluffy Bunny A now lives happily in hiding in France. Fluffy Bunny B continued living life like he did normally, sans plans of world domination. Fluffy Bunny C was taken to a mental hospital, where he now lives contentedly in his squishy room with his bright pink straight jacket.

And as for Wind... her ghost was last seen in France, looking desperately to find her murderer.

A brief note can be found scribbled on the top of the report: "Kalani wuz here!"

Following a brief investigation, the authorities have gathered enough supporting evidence to determine that Fluffy Bunny 1 (alias Bob) had, indeed, been the one to murder Wind. Bob has been arrested and delivered to the Evil Fluffy Bunny Jail awaiting trial. LyK 0nG n0oB!

In the meantime, the authorities have released a report detailing the evidence of the crime.

Evidence:
- Bob had been consuming Papaya Juice in large quantities. Papaya Juice is known to be alcoholic. This leads to the assumption that Bob had been drunk on Papaya Juice at the time. Alcoholics!
- Bob, according to the other Fluffy Bunnies' reports, had stayed later than the others. Fluffy Bunny B, alias Chuck, left first, as he had to go to a concert. I hope it wasn't a Britney Spears concert *shudder* Fluffy Bunny C, alias George, left second, as he was required to attend the annual Fluffy Bunny Dance Ball. But that isn't relevant. In fact, it is so off topic that you might as well give me a warning for being so off topic. In restatement, Bob stayed latest, so he was alone with Wind. This leads to another assumption that Bob, being alone with Wind, had the perfect oppurtunity to kill Wind and chuck (no pun intended) her out of the window, which was found broken during the investigation.
- Due to Chuck and George's accounts, Bob was "telling nonsensical jokes". This leads to the assumption that Bob was trying to hide his actions and conceal his EVIL plans. MUAHAHAHAHAHA -- *coughhackcough* -- HAHAHAHAHA!
- During the investigation, the authorities discovered large sums of money in Bob's home. He claims that his wealth was obtained "nearly legally" betting on mice races. The phrase "nearly legally" makes it sound as if he didn't quite obtain his wealth legally. DUH! As the authorities found hardly anything in Wind's hotel room, it is assumed Bob took Wind's belongings and sold them on the black market before they investigated the Bunnies.

So, in conclusion, we will hereby declare Bob, or Fluffy Bunny 1, to have killed Wind.

A small note can be found scribbled on the bottom of the report: "Heehee, I vandalized your report! Heehee!"

Case file 10293:
The case of the death of wind was a sad and terrible one. I remember it like yesterday...
The Suspects: Fluffy Bunny A, Fluffy Bunny B, and Fluffy Bunny C.
The Solution: It was a hard case this one was, Bunny A said that he didn't know what was going on, and he did drink alot of papaya juice which is never good for your system. Bunny B has the medical condition of hijumpotosis, which is why he was so jumpy and paranoid at the scene. Lastly Bunny C, the whole town of Papayaoville knew that there was a Bunny Gang, and coincidently Bunny C was apart of it. He was quite, and those shifty movements did not help his case one bit. I must admit it was a hard case to solve but some how(with the help of my papaya juice always handy) I came across a solution, a successful solution.
The Verdict: It was quite simple to figure out who the culprit was or in this case culprits, Bunny A was the distraction of the trio with his tipsy behaviour. Bunny B was the killer of the trio, since he already had a disorder it was simple to kill another, it was a gruesome death. And Bunny C was the quite and crazy one, he planned out the whole scheme and it almost worked, but luckily we got to them before they could leave. So I announce that Bunny A, Bunny B, and Bunny C were all apart of the "Papaya-Bunny-Gang...OF DEATH" trio. It was pure luck that we caught them before they could cause more damage.
End Case file 10293:

Wind my dear, we have put our heads together and you will be pleased to know that we have found the culprit.

Fluffy Bunny D clearly killed you. After spending seventy eight papayas to purchase a few thousand neopoints he quickly bought an Invisible Petpet Paintbrush and scampered over to the rainbow pool. With the remaining money he bought enough Papaya juice to get Fluffy Bunny A drunk enough to forget her own gender .

Fluffy Bunny D (The blackmailer) then used his mind control powers over Fluffy Bunny A to make her break into the room of Fluffy Bunny C (Fluffy Bunny A was the night watchman) . It was there that Fluffy Bunny A stole the money of Fluffy Bunny C and broke some glass, as well as knocked Fluffy Bunny C out for a few hours. Fluffy Bunny D took this chance to gruesomely rip Fluffy Bunny C's voice box out so that he couldn’t say what happened. Fluffy Bunny D also stole Fluffy Bunny C's Mathematician powers to double up himself. He also stole the ace's from fluffy bunny C's card deck, as everyone knows they can be deadly weapons.

Fluffy Bunny B, on the other hand, was really the mentally unstable one. Also known as the village idiot. Fluffy Bunny D used his Bus Driver powers to switch the doctor’s (who happend to be a Fluffy Bunny himself. Fluffy Bunny E) targeting list. The doctor targeted Fluffy Bunny C, but wound up targeting Fluffy Bunny B and found that he was mentally unstable. As he(the doctor) did not know he was bus driven, he thought that B was unstable.

With now being doubled up, Fluffy Bunny D used his throwing cards to take out Wind. The first attack(ace of spades) failed because Wind used her Papaya Shield secret power. The second attack (ace of hearts) failed because Fluffy Bunny D slipped while throwing. The third attack(ace of diamonds) hit Wind, but she dodged out of the way and was only scraped. Finally on the last attack Fluffy Bunny D hit Wind with the ace of clubs for nine fire seven dark and eight light. With his 700 strength boost he blasted Wind for a full 360 damage. Winds Essence of Papaya Juice only healed 200 hit points. With her current 150 hit points Wind was defeated. Fluffy Bunny D picked up his cards, called 911 to alert the police of the murder, and ran off into the sunset.