Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:25 am
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To Get to the other side (bet you didn't see that one coming)
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Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:11 am
lolness. lame indeed. 
Current winners: O_O
dum de dum... hmm...
1. DM was on fire!
2. Kugetsu
3. Robert
And you thought I was rewarding the most funny, eh? well, DIDN'T YOU READ IT? IT SAID LAME JOKE CONTEST!!!!!! AHAHAHA!!! BUT, those aren't the real winners... Im waiting
P.S. Im nuts
oh yeh, if u win u gotta PM ME UR NEO USERNAME OF COURSE
Current winners: O_O
dum de dum... hmm...
1. DM was on fire!
2. Kugetsu
3. Robert
And you thought I was rewarding the most funny, eh? well, DIDN'T YOU READ IT? IT SAID LAME JOKE CONTEST!!!!!! AHAHAHA!!! BUT, those aren't the real winners... Im waiting
P.S. Im nuts
oh yeh, if u win u gotta PM ME UR NEO USERNAME OF COURSE
Last edited by misseh on Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:20 am, edited 1 time in total.
Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:06 am
Q: What do you get when you teach a parrot to say "Supply and demand"?
A: An economist!
MUAHAHA!
A: An economist!
MUAHAHA!
Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:26 am
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine. (Say it out loud).
Because seven ate nine. (Say it out loud).
Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:41 am
Fishblade_Bluestream wrote:Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine. (Say it out loud).
*headdesk* That is one of the oldest jokes around! *cracks up anyways*
Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:19 am
1. How do you put a hundred pikachu's on a bus?
Poke em' on (Say it loud)
2. How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator?
Open the door put the elephant in close the fridge.
3. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, take out the elephant, then put in the giraffe.
4. There was an animal get-together in the jungle, which animal didn't come?
The giraffe, cause he was in the fridge:P.
Yeah...
Poke em' on (Say it loud)
2. How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator?
Open the door put the elephant in close the fridge.
3. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, take out the elephant, then put in the giraffe.
4. There was an animal get-together in the jungle, which animal didn't come?
The giraffe, cause he was in the fridge:P.
Yeah...
Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:46 pm
why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was too chicken.
What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
woo! OOO! lame joke siren! woo! woo! woo!
What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
woo! OOO! lame joke siren! woo! woo! woo!
Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:16 pm
I'm winning? I didn't know it was THAT bad!
Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:08 pm
Why was Tigger's head in the toliet?
He was looking for Pooh. (say it outloud)
He was looking for Pooh. (say it outloud)
Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:21 pm
What happened to the guy who put his head in the freezer?
He got brain freeze.
He got brain freeze.
Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:15 pm
What's the difference between a rubber chicken, and a finger nail?
That's for me to know, and you to find out!
I'm so lame that I'm funny!
That's for me to know, and you to find out!
I'm so lame that I'm funny!
Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:26 am
1. pattypus
2. DM was on fire!
3. Zega
hahaha.... well, maybe not exactly lame, just... I dunno. funny lame? lol
2. DM was on fire!
3. Zega
hahaha.... well, maybe not exactly lame, just... I dunno. funny lame? lol
Last edited by misseh on Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:10 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:10 am
misseh wrote:1. pattypus
2. DM was on fire!
3. Sega
hahaha.... well, maybe not exactly lame, just... I dunno. funny lame? lol
Its Zega!!!
Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:46 am
Yes, it was I who let the dogs out...
Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:58 pm
Here's one!
What's big, red, and tastes good?
An APPLE!!!!!!!!!
xD
What's big, red, and tastes good?
An APPLE!!!!!!!!!
xD