Pink Poogle Toy Forum

unfortunately Skippy wanted to catch Flipper, because he always stole his viewers, and fell off a cliff and drowned

Fortunately, he magically turned into a pink mermaid with five heads and two fingers, and thus could not drown, due to his new sets of shiny pink gills.

Unfortunately he didn't like pink

Fortunately, his sister did!

Unfortunately, Zipper, the surly and uncaring dolphin, started a new show and stole Skippy's viewers again.

Fortunately, Bill Gates was making a new office version: Skippy Mermaid Altered Super Hip (smash) and everyone wanted this new, pink, shiny Smash. Skippy made many dollarrrrs

Unfortunately, Sony stole the idea and made their own version

fortunately, both versions boosted his publicity. and he made many, many dollarrrs.

Unfortunately, now that he was famous, he had a large fan base of screaming girls

fortunately, he had to do as much as flick his tail and they obeyed to his every wish

Unfortunatley, there was actually one wish they wouldn't obey, which was "go away"

Fortunately, the wish that they would obey is "go buy more of Skippy's product." And although he had a large fan base of screaming girls, he made many, many, many more dollarrrrs.

Unfortunately no one liked Skippy's Peanutbutter.

Fortunately, they bought it anyway to prove their dedication.

unfortunately, they got food poisoning from the chemicals and sued him for many, many, many dollarrrrrrrrrs.