Fri May 13, 2005 11:53 am
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!
Fri May 13, 2005 12:06 pm
ARGGGH! Get those stupid jokes out of here!
Fri May 13, 2005 12:16 pm
It's the stupid joke roundup! We can use shaggy dogs to herd them into a corral (not to be confused having heard a chorale). The blonde jokes aren't clever enough to get away!
Oh no! It's a stampede of elephant jokes! Run for your lives!
Oh no! It's a stampede of elephant jokes! Run for your lives!
Fri May 13, 2005 12:17 pm
*fires bazookas at elephant jokes*
Fri May 13, 2005 12:17 pm
Great... stupid jokes... let's see what I have... 
Fri May 13, 2005 12:19 pm
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants wearing sunglasses?
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Nothing. He didn't recognize them.
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Nothing. He didn't recognize them.
Fri May 13, 2005 12:24 pm
What did hiddenneggs said when his points got taken away?
Fri May 13, 2005 12:26 pm
he said:
Why did the elephant step on the marshmallow?
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So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate!
Why did the elephant step on the marshmallow?
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So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate!
Fri May 13, 2005 12:36 pm
Why did the elephant step on hiddenneggs?
Why, to squish him, of course.
Why, to squish him, of course.
Fri May 13, 2005 12:41 pm
I thought squish was what you get when you cross a squash with a fish.
Fri May 13, 2005 12:43 pm
Nah, you get a fuash.
Fri May 13, 2005 12:45 pm
Nah, that's what a kid with a lisp calls The Flash.
Fri May 13, 2005 12:49 pm
kid = krazy + kid
lisp = little + wasp
Flash = Flames + ash
So basically there's a krazy kid with a little wasp who's a mad arsonist? *shudders*
lisp = little + wasp
Flash = Flames + ash
So basically there's a krazy kid with a little wasp who's a mad arsonist? *shudders*
Fri May 13, 2005 12:53 pm
CWisgood wrote:kid = krazy + kid
Since addition is commutative,
kid - kid = krazy + kid - kid
(adding -- or subtracting -- the same term on both sides of the equation), so
0 = krazy.
Nothing is krazy. QED.
Fri May 13, 2005 12:56 pm
x=y
x+1=y+1
x+1-y=1
x-y=0
(x-y)/(x-y)=0/(x-y)
1=0
x+1=y+1
x+1-y=1
x-y=0
(x-y)/(x-y)=0/(x-y)
1=0