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Fri May 13, 2005 11:53 am

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

hiddenneggs wrote:Hey, don't knock knock-knocks!

Fri May 13, 2005 12:06 pm

ARGGGH! Get those stupid jokes out of here!

Fri May 13, 2005 12:16 pm

It's the stupid joke roundup! We can use shaggy dogs to herd them into a corral (not to be confused having heard a chorale). The blonde jokes aren't clever enough to get away!

Oh no! It's a stampede of elephant jokes! Run for your lives!

Fri May 13, 2005 12:17 pm

*fires bazookas at elephant jokes*

Fri May 13, 2005 12:17 pm

Great... stupid jokes... let's see what I have... ;)

Fri May 13, 2005 12:19 pm

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants wearing sunglasses?

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Nothing. He didn't recognize them.

Fri May 13, 2005 12:24 pm

What did hiddenneggs said when his points got taken away?

Fri May 13, 2005 12:26 pm

he said:
Why did the elephant step on the marshmallow?


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So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate!

Fri May 13, 2005 12:36 pm

Why did the elephant step on hiddenneggs?



















Why, to squish him, of course. :lol:

Fri May 13, 2005 12:41 pm

I thought squish was what you get when you cross a squash with a fish.

Fri May 13, 2005 12:43 pm

Nah, you get a fuash.

Fri May 13, 2005 12:45 pm

Nah, that's what a kid with a lisp calls The Flash.

Fri May 13, 2005 12:49 pm

kid = krazy + kid
lisp = little + wasp
Flash = Flames + ash

So basically there's a krazy kid with a little wasp who's a mad arsonist? *shudders*

Fri May 13, 2005 12:53 pm

CWisgood wrote:kid = krazy + kid

Since addition is commutative,
kid - kid = krazy + kid - kid
(adding -- or subtracting -- the same term on both sides of the equation), so
0 = krazy.

Nothing is krazy. QED.

Fri May 13, 2005 12:56 pm

x=y
x+1=y+1
x+1-y=1
x-y=0
(x-y)/(x-y)=0/(x-y)
1=0
:evil:
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