I was bored, so I went and checked out the library! We have a copy of the Reverse Tale of Robinhood, conviently enough, I wrote it for my Crtical Arts course!
Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away, lived a young man named Robin Hood. Robin Hood was not a good man, oftentimes he stole from the poor and gave to the rich, some would say he was the first government, others would say he was just plain mean(what's the difference!). Robin Hood always had an eye for the biggest prize, never was he willing to take on a lower goal in order to make a lesser profit. Robin only wanted what he knew would give him the best prize.
One day, Robin was walking through his giant mechanic monster(GMM) when he decided he would like to rob the Queen of her royal sceptre, the sceptre had many great and vast power. With it, it was rumoured that the holder of it could turn lucid and invisible for as long as they held it. Knowing of this story and many like it, Robin hood decided to enter the castle late at night, steal the sceptre and get out as fast as he could, the sceptre would allow him to become invisible, garanteeing him prize where ever he went.
So late in the night, Robin entered the large palaced and crept, as light as a fox on his feet towards the royal chambers where the sceptre was housed. When he came to the door, he unearthed two rocks which he had hid in his tunic, and whipped them at the guard, his blow was strong enough to knock the guard over, leaving the path to the magic sceptre clear. As Robinhood entered the room, a bright light reflected off all the gold. Stashing as many coins into his pockets as possible, he slowly made his way to the center of the room, where a barren table lied. Feeling around the table, Robin realised he must be in the wrong room, but as his thoughts came around him, a large swish was heard and a forceful bonk to the head as well. The last thing Robin hood saw was the queen angrilly glaring at him.
Waking up a few days later, Robin Hood was gaven a court date and forced to live in the jail for a few more weeks. Continually going over his thoughts, when his court day came, he was ready to repent. Unfortunately, Robin Hood had assumed that it would be a judge presiding over his case, he was shocked when he saw that it was really the Queen! “Robin, I accuse you of being EVIL!” she cackled loud as he begged and pleaded not to be put to death. The Queen said kindly "I wont put you to death, but I will make you live in this palace forever! IN A DRESS!" Sobbing madly, Robin Hood was dragged away as the Queen chewed on a nice tuna sammich.
Now that I've mentioned sandwiches, I'm hungry.
I suppose you could say Im a bit ambitious, assuming that my short story will be published, but I mean--It's is me after all, lol.
My vote may sway from
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, just cause it seems like he's telling us something in his poems.
Wow, I'm in your story. Not a tuna sammich though! Apples! Apple pie! Tuna is so old.
If you are going to write something, at least get it right.