Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Snippy]

Unfortunately so was the Faerie Queen.

[CWisgood]

Unfortunately it was all a dream again!

Don't you just love cliche endings.

[Makuta_Neodude]

fortunately, he realized he could kill the Faerie Queen and use her wand to blast open the lid

[Anoohilator]

Unfortunately the lid blasted off and smacked him on the chin.

[NeoPet_online]

Fortunately, he was a fan of Kill Bill Vol. II so he knew how to get out of all that dirt and out of that messy situation.

[CWisgood]

Unfortunately, the (dead) Faerie Queen destroyed all his Kill Bill DVDs with her Wand of Reality!

[pipsqueeek]

Fortunately, he was able to go buy more

[CWisgood]

Unfortunately, all the new DVDs are infected by Sloth and will only play 'Meep's!!!

[Christopher]

Fortunately the DVDs still worked as perfectly good frisbees.

[pipsqueeek]

Unfortunately, one was thrown to him when he wasn't looking, and hit him in the head.

[Snippy]

Fortunately he had on a helmet.

[endeavourl]

Unfortunatly, it was a Mind Control Helmet designed by Queen FYora, which allowed Fyora to take control of him and use him as a slave

[CWisgood]

Fortunately Fyora didn't know how to work the helmet designed by 'Queen FYora', and messed up the controls.

[Snippy]

Unfortunately she found her instruction manual.

[pipsqueeek]

Fortunately it was written in gaelic