For those topics one could describe as the forum equivalent of a twinkie. Word games, forum contests and giveaways are all the rage here.
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Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:06 pm

There are no oceans to us evolved beings, you Mortal SCUM!

How many Mortal Scum must die before Xenu comes to reign again?

Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:18 pm

Depends on your view of first day executions....

What's so good about Xenu anyway?

Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:48 pm

Volcanoes & H-Bombs. What's not to love?!

Why does Emma Frost rock so much?

Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:00 am

she doesn't...

why am i entering this game anyway?

Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:12 am

Because you hae been brainwashed by the evil stupid-question-askers! Bwahahahaha!

Why won't my "v" key work properly?

Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:19 am

vecause vou vuse iv voo ovten

how do you tell an elephant you're being trampled?

Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:15 am

Assuming that the elephant is the one trampling you, you don't. You're already dead.

How often does a meteor crash onto earth and kill everybody?

Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:26 pm

not enougth times!

why don't they then?

Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:48 pm

we're not worth they're time.

:o does this guy ever get whiplash?

Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:08 am

no, whiplash is like the chicken pox. he had it last year, and now hes immune to it

:hug: where do his arms go?

Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:47 am

Behind him, where they're tied up in a knot.

What's the air speed velocity of a european swallow carying a coconut.

Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:18 pm

bob

o_O ?

Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:31 pm

My army of winky guys will defeat your question mark guy and anything it has up its sleevies! ;););) etc.

What color are the bus driver's eyes?

Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:39 am

Nobody has ever looked into them long enough to find out....

What's Arrow doing in my fridge?

Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:43 am

Piercing your tomatoes! MUAHAHAHAHA!

does he have tomatoes in his fridge?
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