ANNOUNCEMENT: DM'S SET CONTEST WINNERS!(written in script form...for teh lulz, mostly)DM: Well hai all. Of course, you know me. I'm DM. It's because of me that you slaved over your hot computers with PS, PSP, GIMP, Paint or whatever open. And it's time to announce whose fruits of labour won this thing! And joining me in said announcement would be a man known to...two. On this site, atleast.
MERCADO: That's IT?
DM: Yes. Anyway, ladies and gents, that's Mercado Asaria. He's my muse. 8D
MERCADO: Yep. I live in DM's head and help her with all her artistic endeavors...including her graphics. That's why they're so good.
DM: You are SO full of yourself, Mercado.
MERCADO:
DM: Let's just get this over with. Now...since like...only two of the categories got filled (when I say category, I mean "Best _____ Set"), those'll get chucked by the wayside.
MERCADO: Also because DM never thought up what the prizes should be.
DM: Yeah, that too. So, let's start with third place! Drumroll, Mercado?
*RIMSHOT*DM: ...that works too.
IN THIRD PLACE, WITH THE PRIZE OF A TAELIA DOLL IS......
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DM: May, with her summerific Haruhi set!
MERCADO: Ooh, I like Haruhi too!
DM: ...really, Mercado? I never knew that about you.
MERCADO: Yeah. I especially like it when Aiko dresses up in that bunny suit Haruhi wore...
DM: MERCADO SEPHRAIM ASARIA, THIS IS A CHILDREN'S SITE.
MERCADO: *hunches down*
DM: ANYWAY.
IN SECOND PLACE, WITH A PRIZE OF A COMPLETE CODESTONE SET IS......
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MERCADO: DM, THE "PERIOD" KEY PROBABLY HATES YOU, SO JUST SAY WHO THE DAMNED WINNER IS ALREADY.
DM: Okay, okay.
MERCADO: ...wait, it's my turn.
DM: YES.
MERCADO: *sigh/eyeroll*
MERCADO: John and his pretty...hearty...IT'S PURPLE AND PINK. So not manly. DON'T USE IT AROUND ME.
DM: *utters words directed at Mercado which can't be said here*
MERCADO: *gasp* D-M!
DM: ANYWAY. Jesus, we're never gonna get this done. FIRST PLACE. *pulls out envelope from jacket pocket* Can I have a drumroll?
*bass line to Family Force 5's "Love Addict"DM: That works too. And, the winner of DM's Set Contest of Epicnicity is...
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DM: Uh-oh.
MERCADO: "Uh-oh"?! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY "UH-OH"!
DM: *shows paper to Mercado* It's smudged.
MERCADO: *grabs DM by the shirt* Well, fix it!
DM: YOU CAN'T UNSMUDGE A SMUDGE!!!
MERCADO: We're screwed.
DM: WAIT!
MERCADO: Wut.
DM: I HAS A REPLACEMENT!
MERCADO: YAAY.
DM: *tears open envelope* Uh-oh.
MERCADO: Smudge?
DM: No...it's a tie.
MERCADO: Wut.
DM: Serious business, Mercado! *shows him the paper*
MERCADO: Uh-oh...can you split a Snow Faerie Doll in half?
DM: No.
MERCADO: Maybe supply an equal amount of NP?
DM: Mercado, I'm not rich!
MERCADO: Uh...Subeta?
DM: Mercado, dear, in case you don't remember...I have a bad art habit. BAAADDD.
MERCADO: Well, you're rich on Gaia, aren't you?
DM: This is true...OKAY. One person will receive the Neopets prize, the other will receive the Gaia gold...and since one of them doesn't play Gaia, I guess I know who's getting it. o.o
MERCADO: And what if they want the Doll?
DM: We're screwed.
ANYWAY.
Two winners.
If you don't like the way the prizes are divided...D-cha sowwy. ;_;
She'll try to make it up when and if she ever becomes rich on Neopets. This she swears.
...unless the other person wants to join Gaia so they can be rich and buy random crap they don't need.
MERCADO: That'd make it easier...
DM: So! With a prize of 3.5k in Gaia gold, and a Snow Faerie Dol...
DM: Medli with her Haruhi set drenched in MMO goodness...
MERCADO: ...do I HAVE to say what the card sets?
DM: YES.
MERCADO: Ugh...and...
my Lightlover's set of Atlanta love.DM: What'd ya say, Mercado?
MERCADO: ...
DM: Mercado-kun...
MERCADO: I said "MY LIGHTLOVER'S SET OF ATLANTA LOVE".
DM: Yeah, that's what I thought.
MERCADO: Now, if you'll excuse me, I must track my dignity down. Good day to you all.
*Mercado dissapears*DM: Well, that's it...I JUST TOOK MY OSTEOPOROSIS MEDICINE. XD
Everybody go and set up your trades and post the links.
...yes, Byakuya, even you. Even if you didn't place, D-cha shall give you something anyway.
She's sure she has something in her vault to give you.
Note that I usually make it a point to use all the sets made sooner or later. :3
D-cha is three-day banned right now, so she shall get the golds to you soon, Meddikins. D;
P.S.: For those of you utterly confused, Mercado is my NaNoWriMo 2007 novel's male MC (and my muse), and Aiko would be his (extreme otaku) love interest. :3