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Quote:
Kugetsu: 30
You are an Innocent player. If the Innocents kill all other players, then you will win.
Role: Random Filler Role: I ran out of ideas, and this is the last role I wrote. You're just filler. You don't have any special powers or anything. Move along. However, I will let you read this hilarious sentence, which you are currently reading. I know it's stinks not having any powers, cool stuff you can do to people, but it's okay if you have a cool role sheet to read. I personally find thias to be the most interesting role sheet in the game, since it has many a personal message from yours truly, the Game Master (c). It's also really long, too. It's pretty cool. I enjoyed writing it, because it took me a while and it made a good project. Although that might ont be too exciting for you, since, as we stated before, your only power is voting. However, no one else's role is nearly this long, personal, and exciting. Most people have something generic, like, "You're such and such, you do such and such, send me a list of five people blah blah blah." You, on the other hand, get a nice, long role- the kind you would read under an apple tree with a delicious Diet Coke, or perhaps a Mountain Dew, if you really like caffeine. If you really want a big jolt of energy, I personally suggest Bawls Guarana, or the sugar-free variety, Bawls Guaranexx. It tastes crisp, like Sprite, only with a little more "zing" and and aftertaste comparable to Red Bull. I really don't like the initial flavor of Red Bull, though. Nor do I like Diet Dr Pepper. Did you know that neither Dr Pepper nor Mr Pibb have periods after their name? It's a conspiracy, I tell ya! For a special surprise, record yourself slowly saying this role description, then play it backwards at approximately 2 times normal speed (depending on your reading speed), and listen for the secret message! If you find it, then you have way too much time on your hands. This role is more than twice the length of the second longest role, by the way. 'Tis big. Well, that's all I've got in terms of this role. Buh-bye.
I'm assuming I was the only Plain Innocent in the entire game? -_-
At least I get a shiny description.