Full Metal Alchemist wrote:
So, like I was saying, it's like stones.
But then Masterchief was like "Hax()rz!" and he took out dual smgs and link was like "OMG" but Mario said "Spa-jetti!" And masterchief lost his shield and he freaked and killed mario with his smgs. Link died of Acid reflux disease a short while later.
In other news, a hypothermic cow has been found dating a llama. Scandal! So we had to look in ET Online for more news.
Turns out 666 doesn't stand for the devil, it was a african ripoff of 777 cigarettes. They were then sued for infidelity with a cotton swab and a blood sample from my english teacher.
Then Maple story was closed down due to fiancial rebound, of -78 in he NASDAQ today. People in New York grew fatter as they ate more donuts, and they continued to sit and watch NBC channel 87.
Strawberries are better in Iron Chef, stated by chairman Seto kaiba. Mr. Kaiba has now owned 5 companies producing pokemon dolls, and currently has 42 wives in the Xbox game Fable.
In Iraq, there are 4 children holding an uprising aganist a german sausage factory with their cork guns. Officials say the guns do hurt. They are scared. What wussies! Fortunatly, we hired some more Hackers and they hacked into the kids and turned them into Bobets. Back to you Snoopy!
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