The Pants Game!

[DM was on fire!]

Don't worry about it! I laughed! ^^

I'm a friend of the girl who does the PPT chapter of the game...doesn't that count?

"I have no pants." - Have No Opinion?, John Reuben. XD

[Hil]

-Boulevard of ripped pants
-Bridge over troubled pants (Or Pants over troubled water)

*shrugs* I thought of better ones before.

[Bangel]

I want to wash and dry your pants
Use extra tide...
To get the cash someone left inside
And see what else you have in there

I want to hear them when they rip
Do they feel anything at all?
I want to see the rip take shape
Then sew right up

Denim has a scent
Like the top of a newborn leather belt

The pants are in your eyes
I see them when you wear them
I've seen enough I'm not giving up
On miracle pants

Of Tide and store brand washing soap
There is no limit
There is no stiffness here sweet pants
Just when you're not washed...

I wear you and you are mine
Pants make no sense of space and time
Will disappear
With each washing, keep us clear
Tiiiide is on our side, pants...

The pants are in your eyes
I see them when you wear them
I've had enough of khakis
I'd give it up, yeah, I'd give it up
For miracle, some miracle pants, miracle pants

God, I need your denim tonight

Beneath the pockets
Below the stitches
I hear a voice
It's whispering
In washing and in ironing
"I was a stranger,
You took me in."

The pants are in your eyes
I see them when you wear them
I've had enough of khakis
I'd give it up, yeah, I'd give it up
For miracle, some miracle pants, miracle pants

Miracle, miracle pants.

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"Miracle Pants"- UDenim

Also known as Miracle Drug by U2 in an alternate reality.

I need to be funnier.