Round 134
SSBB = Super Smash Brothers Brawl
To all of those interested in joining, there are no sign ups. You can just start playing right off the bat. If you need additional help, I am here most of the time and more than willing to try to help as much as possible.
- Pika pic from
Serebii.net
The Thwomp falls and crushes Fei for -3 damage. A Pokeball suddenly appears in Edge’s hands. Yuna, chasing Rikku with the mallet again, runs past.
Rikku: Cool! You got the Pokeball!
Yuna: Hey! Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!
The Pokeball starts to shake and smoke. Edge drops it, and he, Yuna and Rikku run away screaming. Houou burst out and blasts the field with Sacred Fire. Everyone, but Edge is scorched for -7 damage each.
Cloud: Thanks, Edge.
Cloud channels his filled Limit Gauge into a ball of energy. He transfers the energy to Aerith who uses it to raise a Great Gospel shield around all Square Enix members.
Soma: No fair. We can’t harm you now.
Squall:
Powers up a Lionheart. Tough noodles.
Soma growls and teams with Alucard to ready their return strikes.
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Master Chief’s group is getting into position to converge on the energy reading.
Caboose: ...And then when I cannot eat any more peanuts, I take a short nap, and I can eat more peanuts! I eat a lot of peanuts.
Saber: That is fascinating! You are full of wonder, Mr Caboose.
Chief: I save the universe from the Flood and eating peanuts makes for a more impressive story.
Saber: You are quite brave as well.
Chief: Thank you.
The team reaches a doorway. They ready their weapons. Master Chief takes Caboose’s rifle and puts an actual magazine of ammo in it. He stops for a second, takes the ammo back, and gives Caboose a paddleball.
Chief: That is more his speed. Caboose! Get that out of your mouth!
Caboose spits out the ball and starts trying to play with the toy.
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Marth has his sword ready. The others are conversing before the impending operation.
Pit: Okay. Aerith’s head on Fran’s body with Samus’ legs.
Balthier: See. Now you are getting it. You learn quite well for a young one.
Marth: Don’t you think of anything else but women?
Balthier: Well, there is always pirating. My buddy Jack and I raided a kingdom called Altea recently.
Marth: You what!
Balthier: Oops! Uh, never mind.
Marth: If there is an evil portal in there, try not to get be between me and it if you know what is good for you.
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Samus and Captain Falcon have their laser pistols ready. Pikachu is dancing around their feet.
Falcon: Man! I was hoping for some time with my chief gal. We never talk anymore.
Pikachu stumbles and face plants.
Samus: You joined with Sephiroth.
Falcon: He pays well. We’re bounty hunters. It is what we do.
Pikachu: Pika! Pika, pika. Pikachu! [Trans: Ha! You are a treacherous swine. Don’t trust him, Samus!]
Captain Falcon ignores Pikachu.
Samus: Some of us have honor.
Pikachu: Pikachu! [Trans: You go, girl!]
Falcon: Shut up, you annoying rat. No one understand what the heck you are saying.
Pikachu:
Growls. Pika... [Trans: I spit on you when you sleep.]
Captain Falcon and Pikachu glare at each other and exchange sparks.
Samus: You two, stop fighting. Falcon, if you want to be friends again, stop taking money from the mad man and join the rest of us.
Falcon: I’ll think about it.
Captain Falcon takes a canteen from Pikachu and starts drinking.
Pikachu: Pika! [Trans: Ew! That is where I have been going to the bathroom.]
Samus: Uh, Falcon...
Falcon: Mmm. Tart.
Samus and Pikachu moan and turn green.
0500/1700 Rule: Regardless of when the last update occurred, you may make actions
after 5AM/PM your time zone. There is no need to wait for an update to make an action, but it is recommended. Any actions that break this rule will not count as a legal action and will be promptly (eventually) pointed out. If you miss one of the posting periods, you will not get an extra move. I will allow posts +5 minutes in so you don’t have to rush your action.
Preferred Attack format: ‘
[Character A] attacks
[Character B] for
-X damage’ [Do not forget the
underline,
red, and
bold.]
Example attack: ‘
Sonic attacks
Link for
-3 damage’
Example split attack: ‘
Chrono attacks
a goomba for
-1 damage and
Ryu for
-2 damage
Example weapon use: ‘
Zelda uses a Warp Star to deal
-3 damage to
Mr Game & Watch and Mewtwo.’
Code:
[u][Character A][/u] attacks [color=red][Character B][/color] for [b]-3 damage[/b]
Code:
[u][Character A][/u] attacks [color=red][NPC][/color] for [b]-(X) damage[/b] and [color=red][Character B][/color] for [b]-(3-X) damage[/b]
Simple Attack format: ‘
[Character A] attacks [Character B] for -X damage’ [Do not forget the
bold.]
Example attack: ‘
Sonic attacks Link for-3 damage’
Example split attack: ‘
Chrono attacks a goomba for -1 and Ryu for -2Example weapon use: ‘
Zelda uses a Warp Star to deal -3 damage to Mr Game & Watch and Mewtwo’
Code:
[b][Character A] attacks [Character B] for -3 Damage[/b]
Code:
[b][Character A] attacks [NPC] for -(X) damage and [Character B] for -(3-X) damage[/b]
Preferred Heal format: ‘
[Character] heals for
+2 HP [Do not forget the
green and
bold.]
Example heal: ‘
Kirby heals for
+2 HP’
Code:
[color=green][Character][/color] heals for [b]+2 HP[/b]
Simple Heal format: ‘
[Character] heals for +2 HP [Do not forget the
bold.]
Example heal: ‘
Kirby heals for +2 HP’
Code:
[b][Character] heals for +2 HP[/b]
Specials follow the same format where appropriate.
Specials and weapons should be used before regular attacks can be used.
Special users can defeat one 1 or 2 HP NPC of their choice in addition to their special use (meaning without targeting the NPC with the special).
Super Smash Attacks (SSA): SSA actions are powerful, character-specific moves with special effects. They can only be activated two ways and usually involve the character being removed from the game (see below) for a short time. The SSA use counter does not reset until all characters have used their SSA. To activate: either use a Smash Emblem or buy it with some points. Characters that still have an available SSA are marked with the Yen symbol (¥)
Removed from the Game (RFG): Unlike in Magic: The Gathering, this is not a permanent effect. Characters removed from the game cannot attack or heal but cannot be targeted. They return to play after a set amount of rounds. At least three characters will remain in play at all times.
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Special Character - Gogo: Due to Gogo’s unique nature, I will post his information every round. If there are any questions, PM me, and I will willingly help.
Gogo cannot attack or heal. He is active every round. He has only one special which he uses every round.
Special: Mime: *Gogo copies the last action done (the post above this use). *Gogo’s user may choose new targets. *If a special was used, Gogo receives -3 damage in addition to the special’s effects. *Cannot mime SSAs or actions in the GM’s posts. *Cannot be the first action of the round. *If Gogo is not used, he automatically heals for +1 HP each round, but he starts with 30 HP at the beginning of the game. *He counts as male for gender related contests.</s>
Starting/Maximum HP = 50
Factions: (** = Active Ability)
Castlevania: +30 - Vampire Slayer - Characters can automatically defeat two NPCs with 1, 2, or 3 HP or defeat one 4 or 5 HP NPC in addition any other actions this round
Deep Space 9ers: +50 - Reflective Shields - All attacks directed at the members are reflected back to the attackers. Members can still attack
Dream Land: +20 - Skill Copy - Members may use any special belonging to any [Faction] member. (Check character guide or with the GM for specials)
Hyrule: +90 points - Magic Sack - Members may use any weapon unlimited times (weapon changes user after each use unless user can do unlimited attacks) (Check item guide or with the GM for items)
Independent: +0 - None (duh, they have no team)
Defeated - Kongo Jungle: +20 - Monkey Friends - When a member is attacked, the attacker receives a -1 damage counterattack for every -2 damage dealt to member (counterattack is rounded down)
Mushroom Kingdom: +40 - Mega Mushroom - All members deal double damage for the rest of the round, but cannot use weapons. Negative side effects are doubled for members
Pokémon: +50 - Pokeball - A random, unused Pokeball is activated. Members are immune to the effects
Defeated - Sephiroth: +50 - Summon Sephiroth - Either: a Guard Armor or Dark Trooper appear; or Sephiroth appears for the round and deals up to -20 damage distributed among the remaining characters.
Sonic: +60 - Hyper Sonic Speed - Members cannot be attacked for the rest of the round. Members may still attack.
Square Enix: +170 points - Job Change - Members may use any Dressphere that is currently not being used (Check Dressphere guide or with the GM for Dresspheres). Counts as a weapon action
Versus: +70 - Versus: Adrenaline Rush - Members may make unlimited actions. Special users may use their special twice (any given player may only use the special once)
Characters
Aerith----------------------------41 (No attack, heal x2 or target x1)
**Alucard--------------------------34 ¥
Auron----------------------------13 (No attack, heal or target)
Blaze-----------------------------34 ¥
Chrono---------------------------17 ¥ (No target)
Chun-li---------------------------25
Cloud----------------------------13 (No attack, heal x2 or target x1)
Edge-----------------------------25 ¥ (No target)
Fei--------------------------------26 ¥ (No target)
Hayabusa Ryu------------------29
Jeran and Lisha-----------------23
Kasumi---------------------------32
Kirby-----------------------------31
Kite------------------------------28
Paine-----------------------------24 (No target)
Peach----------------------------25 (Widow to Geno)
Prince----------------------------26 ¥
Purin-----------------------------24
Rikku----------------------------36 (No target)
Ryu-------------------------------7
Sheik-----------------------------27
Siegfried-------------------------33 ¥
Simon----------------------------37 (RFG x2)
**Soma-----------------------------32 ¥
Squall----------------------------24 (No target)
Terry-----------------------------26 ¥
Wario----------------------------34
X---------------------------------25 ¥
Yuna-----------------------------35 (No target)
Young Link---------------------32 (Immune to Specials)
Zelda-----------------------------21
NPC Stats
Like-Like x2 ------------------- 1 HP
Heartless x2 ------------------- 1 HP
Zu ------------------------------- 5 HP
Iron Knuckle ------------------ 5 HP
Your beloved referees - Reno of the Turks and Lieutenant Alexander Munro of Starfleet!
Eliminations (Victim, Character, Player, Round):
Koopa - Roy - Christopher - Round 15
Giga Koopa - Wario - Okamoto - Round 21
Sonic - Black Mage - Okamoto - Round 25
Guard Armor 1 - X - Okamoto - Round 26
Donkey Kong - Prince - Typhoon - Round 28
Kongo Jungle - Rikku - Typhoon - Round 29
Diddy Kong - Yoshi - Typhoon - Round 29
Deoxys - Gogo miming X - Typhoon - Round 33
Mario - Yoshi via HRB - Typhoon - Round 35
Captain Falcon - Kirby - Okamoto - Round 36
Silver - Gogo miming Falco - Christopher - Round 39
Dark Trooper 1 - Rikku - Typhoon - Round 43
Elena - Zero - Typhoon - Round 44
Rude - Ryu - Okamoto - Round 46
Tseng - Paine - Christopher - Round 47
Samus - Rikku - Christopher - Round 54
Sora - Yuna - Okamoto - Round 55
Marth - Jenova - None - Round 57
Jenova - Roy - Christopher - Round 60
Ice Climbers - Aerith - Puppy Lover - Round 63
Tails - Aerith - Typhoon - Round 69
Yoshi - Gogo miming Black Mage - Christopher - Round 70
Roy - Kasumi - Typhoon - Round 73
Pikachu - Aerith - Okamoto - Round 74
Knuckles - Aerith - Okamoto - Round 74
Luigi - Black Mage - Christopher - Round 77
Ramza - Pichu - Okamoto - Round 78
Gogo - Himself - Christopher - Round 78
Mewtwo - Kite - Christopher - Round 79
Ganondorf - Joanna - Christopher - Round 80
Master Hand - Rikku - Christopher - Round 83
Fox - Okamoto - Paine - Round 88
Black Mage - Okamoto - Paine - Round 88
Sol - Auron - Christopher - Round 90
Shadow - Mr Game & Watch - Tested - Round 93
Pichu - Paine - Christopher - Round 95
Team Sephiroth - Mr Game & Watch - Tested - Round 98
Falco - Mr Game & Watch - Tested - Round 98
Dark Armor - Plusle and Minun - Typhoon - Round 102
Mr Game & Watch - Rikku - Christopher - Round 103
Tina - Geno - Okamoto - Round 103
Koopalings x7 - Rikku, Beatrix, Cloud, Purin, Aerith, Squall x2 - Roxas x4, Okamoto, Christopher x2 - Round 103, 106, 110 x2, 111, 120 x2
Colonel Johnson, Yoshi, Deoxys, Doc/O’Malley, Marth, Falco - Auron, Rikku x2, Squall - Christopher x3, Roxas, Puppy Lover x2 - Round 105, 107, 112, 117, 120 x2
Petey Piranha, Birdo, Kamek, Clown Car Koopa - Squall, Siegfried, Auron, Joanna - Roxas, Okamoto x2, Tested - Round 108, 112, 118, 120
Armos-es - Sheik, Squall - Roxas x2, Typhoon - Round 112, 117, 123
Famfrit, Reno, Leon - None, Himself, Twinrova - None x3 - Round 118, 121, 123
Monster Ganon, Agahnim - Auron, Edge - Christopher, Roxas - Round 119, 122
Beatrix - Geno - Roxas - Round 120
Dark Trooper 2 - Zero - Puppy Lover - Round 121
Link - Purin - Puppy Lover - Round 121
Sephiroth - Edge - Roxas - Round 123
Koopa Jr - Aerith - Okamoto - Round 123
Liu - Sheik - Christopher - Round 126
Zero - Auron - Christopher - Round 128
Plusle and Minun - Auron - Christopher - Round 128
Crazy Hand - Simon - Christopher - Round 130
Kyle Katarn - Rikku - Christopher - Round 130
Joanna Dark - Cloud - Roxas - Round 131
Geno - Young Link - Puppy Lover - Round 131
Ness - Peach - Christopher - Round 132
NPC Kills (NPC, # defeated, # sent):
Goomba - 17 - 30
Octorok - 4 - 20
Slime - 11 - 20
Koopa Troopa - 8 - 18
Spiny - 15 - 15
Deku Scrub - 6 - 12
Hammer Bros - 8 - 15
Kremling - 6 - 15
Heartless - 12 - 40
Paratroopa - 5 - 15
Redead - 5 - 12
Cactuar - 2 - 4
Like-Like - 5 - 10
Red Bubble - 1 - 9
Blue Bubble - 2 - 7
Bomb - 0 - 3
Wiggler - 0 - 3
Dodongo - 1 - 2
Lakitu - 4 - 4
Stalfos - 5 - 5
Moblin - 6 - 6
Zu - 2 - 3
Tonberry - 5 - 5
Iron Knuckle - 2 - 3
Metroid - 7 - 7
Malboro - 3 - 3
Thwomp - X - 5
Boo - X - 3
Floor Master - X - 7
Points: Max = 3*cos(2π)*(6!/4) - (2^3)(25^0.5) ± ln(1)
Blk Mage - 281
Stinkyllama - 56
Christopher - 371
Noo - 313
Ryan - 205
Roxas_x - 425
Okamoto - 500 (max)
Typhoon - 388
MJ - 3
Puppy Lover - 27
Uncle Xyzzy - 179
L-Neko - 1
GM Choice - 115
Past Winners:
SSBM 1 - Samus of DS9ers
SSBM 2: Revenge of the Melee - Mewtwo of Team Pokémon
SSBM 3: All-Stars Unite - Roy of Team Hyrule
SSBB 1: The Brawl Begins - Rikku of Square Enix
SSBB 2: Shadows of the Brawl - ????
Point Redemption
Number of SSAs Left to Use: 10
Pokémon List:
2, 4, 5, 9, 11, 17, 18, 22, 23, 24, 27
Summon Materia Effects:
Found here
Djinni System Information
Coming soon!
Character Profiles:
Found here. Enjoy!
Game Notes:
Changes made in SSBB 1 here. Enjoy!
Changes made in SSBB 2 here. Enjoy!
HRB Rules. Enjoy!
Request Info! - Active-ish
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How to Gogo - Enjoy!</s>
Game Site:
Overall, found here.
Preview movies, found here.
Round 134 Announcements:
1:
Brackets?! We don’t need no stinking Brackets!
2: I hope you liked the commercial parodies. They are really fun to write. If you have suggestions, feel free to PM me. I will be doing more of the ‘who’s greatest’ discussions since they are pretty fun to write.
Drools over the idea of more Mac vs PC commercials.
3:
Read me! Or at least the ones written by your beloved GM
4: There are just a couple more Mac vs PC commercials to do. After the latest part of the plot, I think the ‘who’s the greatest’ debates will return.
5: Minor-Major Announcement: I am going to need help writing SSAs for next game. Since the real SSBB isn't out yet, we will have to embellish a little for potential returning characters (Ness, Purin, Falcon, Koopa, etc). If you want to help, fire off a PM and we'll work something out.
6: Active Faction members are:
Soma and Alucard. Still the only fully intact Faction in the game. (Simon is still RFG).
7: Christopher is the greatest hero for buying Cloud’s SSA for 125 points
8: Oh. And yes, Aerith still has the special for future use
This Round's Weapons:
1 Smash Emblem: -2 damage to user. User cannot take anymore actions this round. User’s SSA is activated next round.
This Round's Dressphere - Square Enix use only!:
Calculator - Calculate Level: -X damage to one character. X = d6 roll.
This Round's Specials:
1) H Ryu: Windmill Shuriken: -5 damage to one character
2) Squall: Lionheart: -10 damage to one character. Target cannot attack or heal for the rest of the round. Can target special users. Squall cannot attack or heal for the next two next rounds
3) Young Link: Triforce of Courage: Automatic. +4 HP at the end of the round. Y Link automatically cannot be targeted by specials.
4) Aerith: Great Gospel: Automatic. All Square Enix members cannot targeted. Aerith cannot attack or heal for the next two rounds
SSA: Auron: Unsent: Stays active until used. When Auron reaches 0 or less HP, he does not die, but he is returned with 30 HP, but cannot heal or use weapons for the rest of the game. Auron cannot attack or heal for the next three rounds after use
SSA: Cloud: Lifestream Traveler: Automatic. Aerith’s Great Gospel is activated. Cloud cannot attack or heal for the next two rounds.
This Round's Stage:
None
This Round's Mini-game:
None
This Round's NPCs:
2 Like-Like: 1/0 HP. +1 points when defeated. Deals -1 damage to one weapon user at the end of the round. They stay for one round.
2 Heartless: 1/0 HP. +1 point when defeated. Deals -1 damage to one inactive character each at the end of the round. They only appear for one round.
1 Zu: 5 HP. +5 points when defeated. Immune to regular attacks. Deals -5 damage to one character at the end of the round. They stay until defeated.
1 Iron Knuckle: 5 HP. +5 points when defeated. Immune to weapons. Deals -5 damage to one character at the end of the round. They stay until defeated.
This Round's Faction Ability:
Castlevania: Vampire Slayer - Faction members can automatically defeat two NPCs with 1, 2, or 3 HP or defeat one 4 or 5 HP NPC in addition any other actions this round
Quick but important poll!
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Thank you!