PPT's *UNOFFICIAL* Presidency -- Nominations (JUST FOR FUN)

[Skynetmain]

[DM-Light Press Release]

Hello this is a message, confiriming that Sky is now offically a campiagn manager of the DM-Light for un-offical president 06' campaign. Welcome, Sky to the DM-Light team! =)

As the saying goes, the genie is out of his bottle.

I would humbly accept the role, but I am more elated to be officially on the team now. The triple threat from DM, Light, and myself will surely be the team to beat.

Vote DM-Light for a better PPT, for a better tomorrow.

[TDG]

This just in, DM killed Arrow.

[ahoteinrun]

This just in, DM killed Arrow.

DM didn't kill Arrow!
...

I killed Arrow!

She hired me to do it! (and then sketch the aftermath for her own private giggles!)

It was all there, in black and white on subsilver! The PM... the message... oh the humanity! She told me that if i'd take Arrow out, she'd feed me cookies! I'm starving! I can't turn up an offer like cookies! *sobs* I'm so ashamed... but Arrow was so good and crispy all fried up in a light crispy batter...

[Skynetmain]

The DM-Light campaign does not condone the murder of the nominees. We at the DM-Light campaign are great friends with Arrow and would be extremely saddened if this story were true. After extensive contact with the Tested-Arrow campaign, both campaigns have concluded that another campaign asked Jack Abramoff to hire Karl Rove to spread this slanderous lie. We appologize that such a lie was spread and encourage the other campaigns, most of which are still in the nomination stage, to stop playing dirty politics.

[DM was on fire!]

This just in...no comment.

I have NEVER killed a chicken. Sure, I eat them, but I don't kill them. I manage them. Just ask Pullarius and Medli (no duh, Medli).

[Pullarius]

DM was on fire! would never bring harm to a chicken. She just manages them. There is nothing wrong with the consumption of chicken meat either.

[Kugetsu]

Tsk tsk DM, I thought you were above consuming the forum mascot. That'll hurt in the polls.

For all of my opponents alike, this picture sums it up:



This ad does not solely reflect the views of Kuge or any of his followers... PFFFFT of course it does! XD

[TDG]

This just in, Kugetsu seen negotiating with known Bullfrogs. More on the Bullfrog/Arrow scandal at six...

[Light]

Tsk tsk DM, I thought you were above consuming the forum mascot. That'll hurt in the polls.

For all of my opponents alike, this picture sums it up:



This ad does not solely reflect the views of Kuge or any of his followers... PFFFFT of course it does! XD

We at the DM for unoffical president campiagn office, are shocked by these accusations. We do not recommend eating Arrow the Chicken , and hope it does not happen. If DM did eat Arrow the Chicken it wouldn't be up there. We also do not recommend people eating these mascots:

Mr. Pickle

Wooden Bat

Frying Pan

The Jim Plushie

Squishy... The Weird Blob
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------END OF PRESS RELEASE!

[Uncle Xyzzy]

YOU SLAYED JOHNSON!

Wait, no, he's still here.

[DM was on fire!]

Eh? Who's Johnson? oO

[Uncle Xyzzy]

Eh? Who's Johnson? oO

The fools! It's beta!

the tested-arrow campaign does not necessarily condone beta.

[Light]

Eh? Who's Johnson? oO

The fools! It's beta!

the tested-arrow campaign does not necessarily condone beta.

Who's beta? o_0

[Skynetmain]

Although I have no idea what this has to do with anything, myself and a few other physicists in ℏ (h-bar [it is the name of the physic students' study/hang out room; full name ℏ and Grill.]) think that is one of the craziest photos we have ever seen.

[Dragonfire]

That picture is clearly doctored, because (1) pandas do not have opposable thumbs, (2) the weight of the panda would have broken the car, and (3) the panda's favorite color is not red, but puce.

I am astonished that my opponents would resort to doctoring images to gain a lead in the polls and voters' confidence.