Thu May 18, 2006 8:06 pm
Because they are secretly in love with you.
Why am i unable to draw hearts?
Why am i unable to draw hearts?
Thu May 18, 2006 8:08 pm
because you dont have a pencil
whats the next number in this series: ?
whats the next number in this series: ?
Thu May 18, 2006 10:19 pm
?
Snickers or Mars?
Snickers or Mars?
Thu May 18, 2006 10:46 pm
yes
do you watch tv?
do you watch tv?
Thu May 18, 2006 11:37 pm
Sorry. I was distracted by the TV.
What did you say?
What did you say?
Fri May 19, 2006 12:08 am
Yes.
Who's sad about the crying smilie not having eyes?
Who's sad about the crying smilie not having eyes?
Fri May 19, 2006 12:20 am
The crying smiley thats why hes crying liek OMG FKJ34 smurf D00D!!!
Why does michael jackson smurf kids?
Why does michael jackson smurf kids?
Fri May 19, 2006 2:27 am
No one's certain, but it's theorized that it may have something to do with a traumatic childhood experience involving a train, a carbonated drink, a paper clip, and a chicken.
*poke!**poke!* What shall I poke next?
*poke!**poke!* What shall I poke next?
Fri May 19, 2006 3:07 am
Don't poke that! Kaboom! Oh well. There goes pips.
Who will replace pips now?
Who will replace pips now?
Fri May 19, 2006 3:51 am
I will! I will!
If 17 mice sit down to dinner with 9 cats, 3 fist, and 7 catfish, how many sides does a cube have?
If 17 mice sit down to dinner with 9 cats, 3 fist, and 7 catfish, how many sides does a cube have?
Fri May 19, 2006 4:08 am
umm...47!
What's the biggest number that exist?
What's the biggest number that exist?
Fri May 19, 2006 4:14 am
At least 10^(10^29) as that is the number of possible states for all the molecules in a glass of water. (honest answer)
Why do membership dues in the Free Masons cost so much if we supposed to be free?
Why do membership dues in the Free Masons cost so much if we supposed to be free?
Fri May 19, 2006 11:33 am
You'll be free from your vicious conscience - for a fee...
- why does he have shoes?
- why does he have shoes?
Fri May 19, 2006 3:57 pm
Because he has to look for a job, so he bought new ones. They offered him a place on the forum, starting immediately, so he didn't have time to take them off
If you add two table spoons of sugar to the Eurovision song contest, will Lordi win?
If you add two table spoons of sugar to the Eurovision song contest, will Lordi win?
Fri May 19, 2006 9:10 pm
It depends on how much sugar you add.
How much sugar is in a sugar free sweetener?
How much sugar is in a sugar free sweetener?