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Sat May 07, 2005 12:19 pm

starts grumbling, "zdfh;owirejye

Sat May 07, 2005 9:46 pm

", which means "Oh

Sat May 07, 2005 9:48 pm

em gee, I

Sat May 07, 2005 10:46 pm

Summary:
"Hello," said Mr. Administrator. He Begins
his extremely long
speech about how to cook chickens The students decided that they wanted Mr. Administrator to give a demonstration on a different frying pan, so they took Rune's while she wasn't watching. He then placed it on the table and the class gasped because the chicken suddenly turned purple, and it clucked which resulted in Rune finding out and then she
smacked Mr. Administrator and took back her frying pan and the Runanites (whatever that is) decided to revolt. This caused a uproar in the peace-loving village which is where The Neopets Team love to bounce every jelly Blumaroo.

Then Jim decided to stop all this madness by reporting all of the PPT users for mocking TNT. The Lazy Moderator just watched as everyone ran screaming "MONKEY ARMPIT JUICE".

Out of a sudden, Arrow materialises as a ninja that is also a pink robot.

The ninja robot extravagantly and stupendously leapt forth into Jim’s gaping mouth, which he promptly snapped shut. Sadly this was Arrow’s new journey!

He started his journey to the edge of Jim’s intestines so that he could exit this horrible place and marry the pretty lady in the ugly pink dress. Covered in flowers. Suddenly Scholastic the girly princess goes destroying Ashlee Simpson’s left shoe for it smelled of old cottage cheese. It was the Gigantic Ravenous Ravaging thing from Uranus that was freelancing for Pink Ink. So it decided to kill all the competing journalists and their siblings.

Meanwhile Mr. Administrator starts singing Jamiroquai’s new but slightly annoying song. Everyone starts grumbling
“Zdfh;owirejye”, which means “Oh em gee, I…

Hate Jim." Then...

Sat May 07, 2005 10:59 pm

out of nowhere,

Sat May 07, 2005 11:51 pm

the Runanites came

Sat May 07, 2005 11:58 pm

(still, whatever that

Sun May 08, 2005 12:16 am

is) and worshipped

Sun May 08, 2005 12:47 am

The great Runevalkyrie.

Sun May 08, 2005 1:27 am

Too bad, she

Sun May 08, 2005 1:30 am

was asleep on

Sun May 08, 2005 1:35 am

The job. So...

Sun May 08, 2005 1:59 am

Trinity kindly woke

Sun May 08, 2005 2:09 am

and surprisingly, kill

Sun May 08, 2005 2:13 am

the sleeping Jim

((who somehow fell asleep too. Don't ask))
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