Fortunately Unfortunately

[Bangel]

Fortunately, Buffy slayed the slayer.

[Robert]

Unfortunatly the explosion caused by the slaying of the slayer by the slayer caused the living slayer to lose all her energy and fall into a coma that she could never awake from!

[rageaholic]

fortunately, no one noticed or cared.

[Bangel]

Unfortunately, Rage was lying.

[Robert]

Fortunately Robert and Rage came back to life, they joined hands with Dawn, and spun in circles singing "Age Of Aquarius"

[Bangel]

Unfortunately, Dawn doesn't like Rage or Robert anymore, so she walked away cold, broken, and alone.

[Syrill]

Fortunately, Kyra was there to give Dawn a nice big hug and flowers, but the hug was better.

[Amethyst]

Unfortunately, the flowers gave Dawn allergies.

[Anubis]

Fortunately, Liv was on hand with some anti-flower medicine.

[Amethyst]

Unfortunately, Liv got pwned (OWNED!) by a bus before she could give Dawn the medicine.

[Anubis]

Fortunately, George caught the medicine and gave it to Dawn, completely pwning (POWNING) Ammy.

[Amethyst]

Unfortunately, George was trampled as Tao Ren rode over on his brilliant white horse Hakucho and saved Ammy from pwnage.

(Wait, this is unfortunate?)

[Anubis]

(Yes.)

Fortunately, George was still alive, and completely pwned Ammy by smacking her.

[Amethyst]

Unfortunately, Ammy dodged the smack and stabbed George with a borrowed kwan-dao.

[Anubis]

Fortunately, George still lived, and ran off to hide from more stabbing.