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Unfortunately Mary Sue was morbidly obese and had a heart attack and went to a better place.... Kyle carried on falling...

Fortunately, Kyle's friend Max (also a fairy) made a foam mat appear underneath Kyle, and he was saved.

Unfortunately the mat was actually a carnivorous Mattbed Shark from the planet Trall, and when Kyle landed on it he was eaten and digested instantly, and could never be brought back to life ever again. Ever.

Fortunately, Kyle opted to, instead of actually returning to life, cheat and become a pink zombie fairy that breathed glitter.

Unfortunately, he was punished for cheating and could still feel pain. Therefore, Kyle could not be killed again, but could still be tortured.

Fortunately, before Mary Sue had died, she'd made Kyle an indestructible bubble that kept him from anything that could cause him pain.

Unfortunately the bubble was very acidic, and as Kyle clawed to get out, his skin was fizzing.

Fortunately, Kyle the pink zombie fairy that breathed glitter was also half-snake, and so he could shed his skin at will (because I said so).

Unfortunately he eventually had shed so much skin that he was drowning in his own waste products until the bubble was full of very tightly compressed skin. Kyle was unable to move a limb...

fortunately, the bubble popped, and he fell into a pond, and flew back out of the pond... in and bubble with a self-destruct button on it

Unfortunately, as he was falling, Kyle hit the self-destruct button, and promptly evaporated.

Fortunately, Kyle condensed and precipitated into some very yummy pink lemonade.

Unfortunately, it was poisonous, and the little boy named sam that drank it died.

Fortunately, nobody really cared.

Unfortunately, he came back to life and killed everybody that knew him, because they didn't care