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Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:22 pm
http://www.freep.com/news/statewire/sw1 ... 050321.htm
I'm sorry, this news article just made me laugh so hard.

A kid attacking the Easter Bunny?
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o_0 on Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:24 pm
No knives... Just punches, no stabbing.
Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:25 pm
xerai wrote:No knives... Just punches, no stabbing.
x.x Typo because I was thinking about the board title.
Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:27 pm
o_0 wrote:xerai wrote:No knives... Just punches, no stabbing.
x.x Typo because I was thinking about the board title.

Ah, well.
Scary, though. Wonder what made the kid do it.
Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:31 pm
o_o that kid definitely had a grudge against the Easter bunny XD
Wed Mar 23, 2005 7:10 pm
It could of been
'This is for tricking me all those years'
'Bunnies can't talk...he must of eaten someone! OMG! I'll get you out!'
'I must save the next generation from chocolate! Yaaaaaaaa!'
Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:37 pm
I think he must have hated jellybeans and got the five pound industrial sized bag for Easter. That's just weird...attacking the Easter Bunny. I don't get it, bunnies are cute! You don't attack them.
Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:08 pm
"No children were waiting to see the Easter bunny at the time of the attack, the newspaper reported."
20 traumatized children would have made this so much better.
Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:17 pm
Wow.... Just another reason you should never take a job that involves climbing into a costume.
Christopher wrote:It could of been
'Bunnies can't talk...he must of eaten someone! OMG! I'll get you out!'
Must
have! Dah.
Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:41 pm
Wow, it wasn't even like a 9 year old that couldn't control himself.
13? A bit out of hand.
Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:42 pm
Fiddelysquat wrote:20 traumatized children would have made this so much better.

You are so horrible.
Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:55 pm
Fiddelysquat wrote:"No children were waiting to see the Easter bunny at the time of the attack, the newspaper reported."
20 traumatized children would have made this so much better.
Maybe that's how it started. The kid who attacked the bunny was part of 20 traumatized children who once saw another kid attack a bunny.
O__O I wonder why though...he probably didn't like the person inside the bunny suit. *ponders*
Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:09 pm
What's so strange about that? I believe as I child I made many attempts to smite the tooth fairy, Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, leprechauns, little bunny foo foo, AND Santa Claus. Can't tell you if I succeeded though.
Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:25 pm
Heh, that boy must have a serious grudge against white rabbits! I have a white rabbit!
*shields Temari from boy*
I'm presuming it was white. Easter bunnies usually are, right?
Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:30 pm
Ginger Harp Seal Pup wrote:Heh, that boy must have a serious grudge against white rabbits! I have a white rabbit!
*shields Temari from boy*
I'm presuming it was white. Easter bunnies usually are, right?
I've never seen a white Easter Bunny costume before. All I've seen are cotton candy pink and borind old brown.
Hmmm....I used to cry as a kid sitting on the Easter Bunny's lap. Maybe there is something scary about the Easter Bunny that we haven't discovered yet...
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