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Barbeque chicken

Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:08 am

Hey, you know how you can buy barbeque chickens from the supermarket? and like.. how the barbeque chicken is stuffed with that garlicy stuff? and like.. eating the chicken is nice if you speread it with that garlicy stuff?

do you ever think that that garlicy stuff was put through the butt hole of a chicken.. and thus has some traces of excrement?

Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:10 am

It doesn't have traces of excretement, because the parts of the chicken that held excretement are taken out, gutted. And then of course, the chicken is washed quite thoroughly.
No worries.
*pats*

And my god, you're weird.

Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:12 am

...

Mommy. Help me. I'm scared.

Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:18 am

is very, very, very glad I don't eat chicken right now *mental image* Yuck!

But as Inrun said, there's nothing there, it's all been removed.

Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:22 am

It's always been my personal policy not to immediately attempt to suck the stuffing out through the chickens bum, so I should be safe. Hate stuffing.

Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:24 am

You don't have to suck it out through the bum, it's just been, you know.. stuffed in through there.

Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:31 am

Shoyru_Lover wrote:You don't have to suck it out through the bum, it's just been, you know.. stuffed in through there.


Technically it's not really a bum anymore, but instead a cavity. The bum is the anus of the chicken and thats removed in the process. Technically it's just the pelvic area of the chicken.

Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:32 am

*giggles till it hurts* too much candy, then some wine tonight. :P

Anyway, have you ever looked at a dressed (ready for stuffing/cooking) whole chicken? It's not a "bum", it's a decent size empty cavity that you can stuff. The actual "bum" and everything else has been cut away/removed. ... honest!

Tue Nov 01, 2005 7:54 am

That is so so so so so so so sick, SL. Those poor chickens. I don't care if they're stuff through their rears or not!

Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:05 am

SL I command you to behave! Bad boy! =:0p

Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:09 am

I think the chicken is steam cleaned, but yeah--anal cavity is the way to go when it comes to stuffing chicken of pheasant or other small birds.

I usually stuff half lemons up them, and then cut slices of lemon and sneak them under the skin.

Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:45 am

Xil wrote:I usually stuff half lemons up them, and then cut slices of lemon and sneak them under the skin.


Dan, that is so gross! The poor chicken, having half a lemon shoved up his John Brown.

Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:40 pm

One word: Yuck.

Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:24 pm

Um, did you have to make me think about this?

Re: Barbeque chicken

Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:56 pm

Shoyru_Lover wrote:Hey, you know how you can buy barbeque chickens from the supermarket? and like.. how the barbeque chicken is stuffed with that garlicy stuff? and like.. eating the chicken is nice if you speread it with that garlicy stuff?

do you ever think that that garlicy stuff was put through the butt hole of a chicken.. and thus has some traces of excrement?


Oh my lord. Never would i have thought I'd of seen "chicken" and "butt hole" in the same sentence on this forum, let alone from a Admin! LOL
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