Drunken Hillbilly Strikes Again. D:
Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:22 pm
http://enews.earthlink.net/article/str? ... 3332849789
I just got stuck with Earthlink as my provider and I saw at the top a link to this article. Maybe I find it funny just because I live about an hour from that location, but I found the phrase: "The driver finally stopped when police threatened to stun him with a Taser." was hilarious. xD
Good old Illinois Police.
I just got stuck with Earthlink as my provider and I saw at the top a link to this article. Maybe I find it funny just because I live about an hour from that location, but I found the phrase: "The driver finally stopped when police threatened to stun him with a Taser." was hilarious. xD
Good old Illinois Police.
Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:28 pm
XD.
I love this state. We never get any of the super stealthy criminals... mainly just the stupid ones.
I love this state. We never get any of the super stealthy criminals... mainly just the stupid ones.
Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:33 pm
Well, at least the police know how to use tasers, since you know, they couldn't have gotten him off a lawnmower moving 5 mph any other way.
Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:39 pm
Kugetsu wrote:Well, at least the police know how to use tasers, since you know, they couldn't have gotten him off a lawnmower moving 5 mph any other way.
I can think of plenty of ways to get someone off a vehicle that's moving at 5mphs.
Thu Nov 24, 2005 5:06 pm
XD I just find it hilarious that the guy was running from the police on a riding lawn mower.
Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:37 pm
Ah, he was only going four or five miles per hour so he just got out of the car and jogged along side? Hilarious.
Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:26 pm
Paul wrote:Kugetsu wrote:Well, at least the police know how to use tasers, since you know, they couldn't have gotten him off a lawnmower moving 5 mph any other way.
I can think of plenty of ways to get someone off a vehicle that's moving at 5mphs.
Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Always wanted to say that in a semi-relevant manner
Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:04 am
Apparantly the most dangerous criminals are the stupid ones... because they're unpredictable? Or maybe they are... because there's only soo many things they will do. Hmm.
Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:01 am
Shoyru_Lover wrote:Apparantly the most dangerous criminals are the stupid ones... because they're unpredictable? Or maybe they are... because there's only soo many things they will do. Hmm.
I'd think the highly intelligent guy who stole a Challenger II Main battle tank, fully equipped would be more dangerous.
But we dont like to speak of him.
Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:51 am
thats what i thought... he musta gotten pretty drunk to try to "flee the scene" on a riding lawnmower....VeraX wrote:Ah, he was only going four or five miles per hour so he just got out of the car and jogged along side? Hilarious.