Join "Club Emma"!

[Shoyru_Lover]

Join "Club Emma" everyone! It's a club that worships Emma... yes it does ¬_¬ we all love Emma, so join join join! See the sig image I have? Yes... use it... use it... use it... now! Join "Club Emma!" Join JOIN JOIN!!!

[Rachel]

OR! if you're not mean like kym, you can use the badge in my sig!

[Twinkle]

Already a bone fide member.

[Shoyru_Lover]

NO! Do not join that rancid club. They are all facist communist nazis.. OMG... they'll brainwash you... they think that just cause they have a nice lovely badge that you'll be brainwashed into thinking that it's all happy smiles and puppy dogs. IT'S NOT TRUE! YOU'RE SMARTER THAN THAT!!!

Remember... "I Emma" is BAD. "Club Emma" is GOOD!!!

[Rachel]

Don't join the dark side people!!! Kym wants you all to knock emma unconcious and steal the limelight from her!!! Join the "I Emma" Club, its the only sane choice!

[Shoyru_Lover]

Believe me, I know what goes on behind those "I Emma" doors. It aint pretty. "Club Emma" is so much more fun!!!

[Rachel]

Dont listen to him children!!! Just because he's older and uglier doesnt mean he's right!!

[Shoyru_Lover]

omg... Rachel... how could you? I'm crying now... (ppst.. I'm crying.. that means Rachel is mean and needs to be punished. Punish her by joining "Club Emma"!)

[Rachel]

now, fellow ppters, you're not going to be minipulated by that pittiful attempt at drawing sympathy from you to try and persuade you to join the dark side are you? Please dont! don't join "Club emma", show your love for her by staying in the light!

[Shoyru_Lover]

hahah omg... woman how dare you twist the way the light refracts. Clearly.. there is a halo where I stand... see?

Light dark, what does it matter... we have much more fun anyway *entices with cookies*

[Rachel]

Cookies? is that all you got? you're gonna have to get out the bigger guns, you're underestimating everyones superior intellegence thinking they'll fall for your pathetic ruse!

PS: we have cookies too, and brownies!

[Shoyru_Lover]

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

Sucheth ulteriorth motivesth me-eth think-eth.

[Rachel]

yes, my ulterior motives are to prevent our lovely emma being covered in bruises!

[Twinkle]

Helen + Rachel > Kym. Don't be fooled. Come join us! We love Emma more than "Club Emma"! We even say it in our sigs!

[Shoyru_Lover]

My dear friends, fellows, compatriots and patriots, I love you all. Let us show our eternal bonds of friendship with a button!