Favorite Random Phrases

[Snippy]

Almost all my favorite random/wacky phrases are from Ed Edd 'n' Eddy. (mainly Ed)
"The early bird catches the peanut Double-D!"
"One plus one equals one on a bun."
"No more for me thanks, I'm Russian."
"Hey you kids, get out of my frying pan!"
"Shush! My yeast is rising."

Here are some other Ed phrases.

[Jen]

When he's good, he's very very good, but when he's bad he's a dumb head.


I say that so much it's not even funny.. Just some times I alter a few words.

[shapu]

I say, "I'm not too keen on [x]" fairly often.

Also, "At this point, every play is a Hail Mary," especially in reference to my friend and his inability to get a date.

That and, "Just because I'm a jerk doesn't mean I'm not better than you."

[Amethyst]

"Yes, enka rocker. Whatever pop song I sing in the karaoke? It becomes enka."

Enka is Japanese for epic ballad, and while this quote makes sense in context, the radio show it's from was really random....

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
"I'LL TURN YOU ALL INTO FISH!"
"Nothing gives me the warm fuzzies like a happy glass of cranberry juice^^"

[Kugetsu]

"what the heck Mate?" (what the heck pronounced as the letters, not the other way around. =O)

Not really random though, but I use it... a lot.

Oh and...

"GET OFF MY LAWN!"

[Ixistant]

"Snakes on a Plane"

The multi-purpose phrase that can be used to express any emotion, and can be enhanced with the use of a word that would get me into trouble if I posted.

[Bangel]

"Pie."

[Silencekity]

"When you love something let it go if it loves you it will come back if it doesn't get the shotgun and hunt it down"
" Can't sleep the clowns will eat me"
"some mornings its not worth fighting the clowns under my bed"

[Anoohilator]

"I'm sorry what?" In a smurf kinda tone.

"[Someones name]y" E.g. Maxy, Matty, Greggy dunno why it's just easier to remember...

"I'm dying for a Wii" Etc. most Wii jokes make me chuckle slightly

There's more but Wii've run out of time I'm afraid. (loooool ^^)

[Asthaloth]

Someone get some syrup, cos Madhammers making Rofflecakes.

That is all I can repeat from that forum.

[matchbow]

You know what sucks? a vacuum
You what whay sucks in a metaphorical sense? a black hole
You know what's hot? lava

[Inexistence]

"Get a haircut ya hippy!"

"It's everyone's fault but mine."

[Kitten Medli]

"Pie."

Thats my line! Mine!

[DM was on fire!]

"Pie."

Thats my line! Mine!

...that's what I was about to say! o_o;;

I think my favourite is "If all your friends jumped off a bridge, you wouldn't have any". Another favourite of mine is "Joshua is mine, and I don't share my men".

[Tharkun]

I don't really have any random phrases, though my greeting everyone with "Good day" seems to weird people out.

I do, however, have an immense arsenal of phrases I hope I'll never need, like the Marc Antony compliment "Her dreams reach to the tallest spire, and no barrier stands in her way."