Drunken stories!

[Biff-Boff]

Just wondering if anyone had any decent stories about being boozed up and doing or saying stupid things. I got drunk last night, can't remember much of the night, but I hope Helen (Twinkle) will inform me when I speak to her later on tonight =P

[Twitchy]

hehe. For a 13 year old I have a few. XD

Well, I went to my grandmothers a while back, and she's the type hat will let me drink as much as I wanted. So I did. hehe
I don't remember how I ended up on the kitchen floor next to the dog...I was sure I fell asleep in my bed......

[Bangel]

SOBER 4 LYFE.

Lyfe = until I'm 21 and can thusfore obtain stuff legally. And even then, I doubt I would be much of a drinker.

[Shoyru_Lover]

Totally. Someone wanted me to paint a fence and I painted it flurosent yellow.

[Carson]

Totally. Someone wanted me to paint a fence and I painted it flurosent yellow.

Oh that's just brilliant. My favourite drinking story is one that a lot of people have probably heard, but anyway.

As an English student my teacher thought it prudent to take us on a trip to London to watch King Lear, which we were studying. One of my best friends, John and I decided that we would take some alcohol and have a party in our hotel room, which we would be sharing with another guy. We bought some cans of Guiness, strongbow, some Whiskey, Vodka and Aftershock and various other drinks. Anyway, after a long train ride we got to our hotel and we decided to keep all our alcohol cold we would fill the bath with cold water and put the cans and bottles in the water. We went to the theatre to watch the play and then we returned at about 10pm. As soon as we got in to our room we started to drink and then other people arrive, there were about 15 of us on the trip. As it happened only about 5 of us were drinking so we had a surplus of alcohol, anyway. We carried on steadily until about 6am at which time John went to sleep and the girls went to their rooms, a couple of other guys stayed to talk in our room. I'm told, although I have no recollection of the event that sometime after 7am I collapsed. We had to be out of the hotel by 9 so everyone could go shopping. Unfortunetly I could not be awoken until 11am, leaving everyone else making escuses for me not being in the lobby for so many hours, oh and I missed brekfast. We were left to navigate the tube on our own and John and I sporting massive hangovers managed to arrive at the Train station on time somehow. The train ride home was mundane, except I fell asleep on the trains toilet, spilt boiling tea on Johns... special place, and I told our female english teacher things I probably shouldn't have before falling asleep and leaving a lot of explaining for John. I won't go into details here haha. Consequently our English class was never allowed on another trip, or any other class, and so I'm told the English teacher is never taking anyone to London ever again.

Do yourselves a favour, don't get that drunk ever.

[Asparagus Queen]

I don't remember my best drunk stories lol. At my sister's bachlorette party I remember coming home on the party bus, and the girl sitting across from me was wearing an orange road cone on her head. I was supposed to be in charge, so all night I kept counting the girls to make sure all of them were still there (we were out at 2 bars, although I don't remember going to the second one)... but I kept calling them my little ducklings. I don't remember the night, but I did come home with all of them!

[Igg]

I never made out with one of my best friends, certainly didn't vomit all over my friend helen's floor; and Helen and I definitely DID NOT make a new identity on a forum we both use and go around saying 'POW!' and typing incomprehensible messages to everybody until I spilled wine all over the keyboard and broke it.

No way man.

[Ginger Harp Seal Pup]

I got drunk when I was 17 with two friends. I lost nearly all my inhibitions, talked about anything and everything, lost my balance and nearly got run over by a car, and when I got home my mouth went all slack and I couldn't chew, so I just swallowed everything whole, which was smurf and chips.

EDIT: Not really smurf and chips...a type of meat that has been filtered out XD

[Jen]

I, uh, went for a bus ride.

And stepped on a guys head (don't ask).

And ran off the bus.

And ran into a stop sign.

And knocked myself out cold.

And woke up with no idea where I was because my friends didn't stick around. Great friends.

[o_0]

I don't drink as I am now the Designated Driver. -_-

But, it's fun to watch people get drunk. ;D

[Jasujo]

I'm sorry, but this thread isn't really PPT appropriate. I can just imagine a younger person reading it with their parents walking up behind them and getting grounded. lol Please remember that younger members frequent the forums, too. Thank you.

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