What you say and what you mean

Sat Jul 17, 2004 5:56 pm

We all can mean different things even though we are saying the same thing. Why not post some? Here's mine.

(To mum)
Say: It's a hot night.
Mean: Turn on the air con.

Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:28 am

Say: Oh, those cookies are delicious ^^
Mean: I want at least 3 more.

Website · Sun Jul 18, 2004 11:19 am

WIS: Great cookies, Emma!
WIM: Dear Bob, is that a cockroach?!

WIS: So are you taking him to the movies on Friday?
WIM: Because if you are, I'm not going. The last thing I need to hear is you to exchanging spit. *Shloooorp* Ugh!

WIS: No, I don't need a ride home.
WIM: It's the middle of winter, I forgot my jumper, this mist is giving me a freakin' frostbite, my nose is half-blocked and my legs feel like they're about to fall apart... but your deodorant is making me nautious and I couldn't possibly survive being locked in a car with that stench.

WIS: Oooh, is that new perfume?
WIM: Must you marinade in it?

WIS: No... I'm fine.
WIM: I NEED A HUG!!! HUG MEEEEEE!!!

WIS: Well... I guess this is goodbye then.
WIM: First one to initiate a group hug gets kicked in the shins.

Sun Jul 18, 2004 11:32 am

I say: Hi!
I mean: Get me some cookies, bake me a cake and bring me a glass of lemonade please

Website · Sun Jul 18, 2004 11:35 am

Shoyru_Lover wrote:I say: Hi!
I mean: Get me some cookies, bake me a cake and bring me a glass of lemonade please

O.o That's possibly one of the most random things I have ever heard, not counting The Sound of Sushi.

Sun Jul 18, 2004 11:40 am

WIS: Sure, I'll help.
WIM: Pay meeeeeeeee!

WIS: I'll carry that for you.
WIM: You are footing the Chiropractic bill mate.

WIS: It my turn to choose.
WIM: Well no, not really, I'm just far more convincing than you.

WIS: I don't have any proper formal clothes.
WIM: The pants are riding...

Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:11 pm

Say: It tastes pretty good.
Mean:Can you turn around for a while, I need to puke.

Say: I'm gonna be busy tonight.
Mean: Don't disturb me, moron.

Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:45 pm

Say: Yes Mom.
Mean: I'm a teenager and these stupid hormones are making me really irritated right now, but I'll be nice and humor you.

Website · Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:54 pm

Christopher wrote:WIS: I'll carry that for you.
WIM: You are footing the Chiropractic bill mate.

I'm going to assume that you're 76 years old now. *Evil grin*

Sun Jul 18, 2004 1:16 pm

Say: It tastes wonderful, Mom!
Mean: Excuse me while I barf, please.

Say: Hi! Is Michelle home?
Mean: Hi! Can I jump on your trampoline?

Sun Jul 18, 2004 1:24 pm

Say: Merr..
Mean: I'm cold and hungry and sleepy and annoyed and you're bothering me.

Sun Jul 18, 2004 5:45 pm

WIS: In a minute.
WIM: Come on, give me at least another hour, imbecile!

WIS: Sorry. I'm busy. I can't come round.
WIM: I can't be bothered.

WIS: Oh. Got to go off the phone now. Bye.
WIM: Oh. I don't have to get off the phone but I'm bored. Bye.

Sun Jul 18, 2004 5:56 pm

jellyoflight wrote:
WIS: Oh. Got to go off the phone now. Bye.
WIM: Oh. I don't have to get off the phone but I'm bored. Bye.

LOL Thats a phrase I often use because my friends sometime drag on and on about a topic I have no interest in.

Sun Jul 18, 2004 6:49 pm

WIS : I'll be done in a few minutes.
WIM : Better get confortable, I'm not going to be done anytime soon.

Website · Sun Jul 18, 2004 6:58 pm

WIS: *hugs*
WIM: *mugs*