I swear, Officer! A unicorn was driving!

[Jasujo]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17615668/?GT1=9145

Lol at this news post. It's the best thing I've read in a while. haha

[TDG]

Was it by chance both invisible and pink?

[Asthaloth]

Was it by chance both invisible and pink?

*Reads story*
*Reads this statement*

... You didn't read it, did you?

[ahoteinrun]

It's Candy Mountain Charlie... candy mountain.

We have to go see the magical liopleurodon.

lol.

The title of this is hillarious. The rest of the story, eh, not so much. But still. Quite an amusing misunderstanding.

[Fiddelysquat]

What an idiot. He should have said a narwhal was driving. It's the best of both worlds. Both have a totally unecessary horn but narwhals actually exist.

It would have been totally plausible.

[Jasujo]

Unicorn horns are not unecessary! They dip them in water to purify it. It's where a good deal of their magic is stored.

[Uncle Xyzzy]

People always assume that people mean implausible things by plausible statements.

But this time, it's really funny.

[Fiddelysquat]

:o Unicorn horns are not unecessary! They dip them in water to purify it. It's where a good deal of their magic is stored.

They also use them to gore children.

[halfbakedbliss]

:o Unicorn horns are not unecessary! They dip them in water to purify it. It's where a good deal of their magic is stored.

They also use them to gore children.

And mimes!

[Robin]

*shudders* Mimes and clowns are creepy.....

[Anubis]

*shudders* Mimes and clowns are creepy.....

So there's another use for unicorn horns. =]

[Christopher]

*shudders* Mimes and clowns are creepy.....

Carry something long, conical and pointy at all times then.

[TDG]

Was it by chance both invisible and pink?

*Reads story*
*Reads this statement*

... You didn't read it, did you?

I did, I just saw this as one of the few times a joke about this would be contextual