DM's Confession (Darn Conformity)

[DM was on fire!]

Everyone else is posting confessions, why not me?

A lot of people think I'm this fourteen year old girl who lives in South Carolina, who's got this mad crush on Family Force 5's bassist.
Well, it's time to come clean.

I'm really fifty-six, and I live in Hamilton, Ontario.
And I haven't heard a Family Force 5 song in my life. I found a lyrics site, and that's how I got the all the words.

I'll probably be leaving tomorrow since I'll most likely be banned, seeing as how I'm now the oldest member here.

Happy Trails,
- DM was on fire!, known to the world as Michael.

syke. If you really believed all that crap, how have you survived on the face of the Earth?
I'm still DM. I'm still fourteen. I still live in South Carolina (damn). I still love Josh. Nothing an change that. XD

I'm not gonna be here to patch this up on Monday, so admins. Don't ban me. XD This is all just a cruel, sick joke.

Last edited by DM was on fire! on Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:54 pm, edited 2 times in total.

[Ixist]

So, are you really a man then?

[DM was on fire!]

Yes, I am.
I went ahead and edited all the stuff in my profile that I had to. I forgot the gender part. Thanks for the reminder.

[Kugetsu]

SICKY PERVY OLD MAN!? :O

[DM was on fire!]

Yeah.
You want to go scare some children together?

[Kitten Medli]

... DM? You're... GAY?! A GAY PERVY OLD MAN?

[DM was on fire!]

No, Medli. Not gay. Just a pervy old man.

[Kugetsu]

Nah, I'll do the scaring, you scare me too. D:

[Uncle Xyzzy]

Hey DM, since you're secretly a guy and I'm secretly a girl, under my "cult-like" (as those "people" call it) religion, me, you, and Lovio could all be simultaneously married, and it wouldn't cost you a dime! Er, a yen.

[DM was on fire!]

Alright then, let's do it!

[Uncle Xyzzy]

It seems the admins are suppressing religious rights by locking my thread.

Come love, let's go to the moon. The Cool Transporter can get us there in no time.

AAAAWWWWAAAAYYY!!!

[Kitten Medli]

It seems teh admins are suppressing religious rights by locking my thread.

Come love, let's go to teh moon. teh Cool Transporter can get us there in no time.

AAAAWWWWAAAAYYY!!!

But.. can I come..? *whimpers* I am also unwanted on this planet.

[Uncle Xyzzy]

It seems teh admins are suppressing religious rights by locking my thread.

Come love, let's go to teh moon. teh Cool Transporter can get us there in no time.

AAAAWWWWAAAAYYY!!!

But.. can I come..? *whimpers* I am also unwanted on this planet.

Sure.

It'll be a group of four people, all married to each other. Hooray!

[DM was on fire!]

MEDDDIII!
I'm...female again. XD I don't want to be a guy until Wednesday or Thursday.

This means this topic can be locked unless someone feels the need to accuse me of being a guy for real.