If you could dress your teacher up as ANYTHING....

[The Wonder Weezel]

What would it be?

I need some fresh ideas.

Every year, the student council at my school holds a fundraiser using the teachers..... they put the teachers up for auction. Kids can bid on teachers (with real money that goes toward the student council) and the kids with the highest bidders get to dress up the teacher ANY WAY they want.... very fun!

So, the teacher auction is coming up soon..... I did it last year, and actually, its a contest, so I tried to win it by buying TWO teachers, and dress them up together.....


It was funny.... two English teachers, one tall and skinny, the other short round and fat.... so I made them batman and robin together....

Other ideas that have been used:
- A Criminal (Orange Jumpsuit with metal handcuffs)
-Batman and robin x 100000
- Emo (Earrings, "Spear Britney" shirt, spikes, eye makeup
-Nun
-Incredible Hulk (dyed their teacher green)
-Elton John (yeah.. you get the picture.)


So, any ideas you guys can give me? I MUST have the best one this year!

[Uncle Xyzzy]

Ninja.
Pirate.
Ninja Pirate.
George Washington.
Calvin Coolidge.

[WIS]

A "nerd". Complete with suspenders, glasses, pocket protectors and any other stereotypical clothing you can think of. (Bowties, etc.)

[Dragonfire]

Ooh, we did something like this my senior of high school. The teacher that had to dress up is famous (or infamous) at the school for being a hard teacher, but at the same time a great one, and everyone loves her (not to mention she's a legend as she's taught at the school for 30+ years). She had to wear a pink boa, a polka-dot clown outfit, and a rainbow wig. It was freaking hilarious.

[Nessa]

arrow the chicken and a pink poogle.

[Mongrel]

A Jedi and a Sith would be cool.
So would any famous hero-and-villain set from a musical.

[Paul]

Indiana Jones!

[CWisgood]

One word: lingerie.

[Paul]

One word: lingerie.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww..... You're gross!

[jellyoflight]

How about a giant dartboard or target board, and get little rubber suction arrows to throw at them?

[smudgeoffudge]

I have one teacher that I'd like to take and dye her hair. She has very black hair and when it starts growing out, you can see the roots of it.

Those two would be funny in goth or 1980's style big hair punk with blue eye shadow and neon pink lipstick.

[Kitten Medli]

Link and Zelda, lolerskates.

NOES!

Do it like White and Nerdy, one dressed like the nerd then the other with the big sweats and like grills XD

[Ixist]

I'll put it to you this way. Buy a few teachers and have a 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' reunion.

[Twinkle]

A baby? The ultimate humilation!

[Uncle Xyzzy]

Tom Cruise.
Oprah.
Bob Barker.
Chuck Norris.
Jimmy Wales.
Hillary Clinton.
Bill Clinton.
George W. Bush.
Jenna Bush.
The Elite Beat Divas.