Post your funny moments ^.^
Fri Aug 13, 2004 6:09 am
Well, whatever you did was funny or whatever you saw was funny. Doesn't matter. I have loads, so I'll keep them on seperate posts. For now, I'll put a few. If you want to, feel free to bring along a pillow to rest on while you're reading this.
This was actually a couple of years ago when my mum was learning to cut hair. There's a practice head (with real hair or something on a fake plastic head) that she practiced on and everytime she finishes with it, she would have to wash it and dry it. We used to have those things you clip clothes on and the head was usually put there to be dried. One night I had to put the head outside to dry so I walked out to the balcony with the head. There was still bit of light and so you can see our balcony from the opposite building. I placed the head on the rack and figeted with it because it wouldn't stay still. Apparently this guy from the opposite building was out on his balcony and saw the head I was playing with and he just leaned over and kept trying to see what I was doing. Like as if I murdered someone and placed the head out to dry XD He was looking for quite a while and I went back in to get some water to water the plants. Then I saw some other people peering at my balcony. XD Now it's my turn to learn how to cut hair (just the simple techniques so far, for fun) and I now own a fake head; pity no one lives opposite us anymore (they cleared it ><).
Another was when I was 3 years old and I had to perform this stupid dance with other kindergarteners. (My mum retold this to me) There were loads of wires around and someone announced in cantonese, "There are many wires around, please be careful not to trip." Guess what, I tripped after hearing that. XD I think that was the beginning to my "must trip at least once everyday".
This was actually a couple of years ago when my mum was learning to cut hair. There's a practice head (with real hair or something on a fake plastic head) that she practiced on and everytime she finishes with it, she would have to wash it and dry it. We used to have those things you clip clothes on and the head was usually put there to be dried. One night I had to put the head outside to dry so I walked out to the balcony with the head. There was still bit of light and so you can see our balcony from the opposite building. I placed the head on the rack and figeted with it because it wouldn't stay still. Apparently this guy from the opposite building was out on his balcony and saw the head I was playing with and he just leaned over and kept trying to see what I was doing. Like as if I murdered someone and placed the head out to dry XD He was looking for quite a while and I went back in to get some water to water the plants. Then I saw some other people peering at my balcony. XD Now it's my turn to learn how to cut hair (just the simple techniques so far, for fun) and I now own a fake head; pity no one lives opposite us anymore (they cleared it ><).
Another was when I was 3 years old and I had to perform this stupid dance with other kindergarteners. (My mum retold this to me) There were loads of wires around and someone announced in cantonese, "There are many wires around, please be careful not to trip." Guess what, I tripped after hearing that. XD I think that was the beginning to my "must trip at least once everyday".
Fri Aug 13, 2004 6:22 am
Hmmm..
While we at the Washington Zoo,I wanted to get some ice cream out of a machine. So I gave dad the money and he pushed on the picture of it,not put in its number. That was so funny. It was kind of a,"You had to be there" thing.
Hmmmmmmmm..this more odd than funny,but I like it.
When I was a child and our old cat was still alive,I'd take a kitten toy I had that looked like him and stuff it in his face and pretend I was the kitten talking. I'd mostly say,"Hi uncle Sammy!" .... I was odd.
I'd also make little paper crowns for him and make him capes and stuff..he was the king,you see.
While we at the Washington Zoo,I wanted to get some ice cream out of a machine. So I gave dad the money and he pushed on the picture of it,not put in its number. That was so funny. It was kind of a,"You had to be there" thing.
Hmmmmmmmm..this more odd than funny,but I like it.
When I was a child and our old cat was still alive,I'd take a kitten toy I had that looked like him and stuff it in his face and pretend I was the kitten talking. I'd mostly say,"Hi uncle Sammy!" .... I was odd.
I'd also make little paper crowns for him and make him capes and stuff..he was the king,you see.
Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:04 am
The car bonnet was up and so my cat decided to jump up on it and the bonnet fell down with the cat, it was quite funny at the time.
Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:13 am
When I was a a little kid, we were at this christening. I dont remember much about it, but my father told me that I was babbling all the time, and I wouldn't shut up. I would just talk, talk, talk and interrupt the priest. My father had to take me outside because of this, and when he did, I started to shout "Help, help, help!!" all the time. A bit of a embarassing moment for my parents... Yet a bit funny at the same time, because I shouted the "help shouts" like this character from a comedy show, who all the time got into trouble, and started to shout help loudly. Then this guy came to help him and all... But that's another story. 
Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:04 pm
I have many funny stories, but I'll only post one right now.
About a year ago, my brother, who was 6 years old, said a bad swear word in front of my parents. They got mad at him and asked him where he learned it. He said our dog taught him the word. He kept insisting that, and my dad got madder and madder.
I'll post my other "Eric Stories" later.
About a year ago, my brother, who was 6 years old, said a bad swear word in front of my parents. They got mad at him and asked him where he learned it. He said our dog taught him the word. He kept insisting that, and my dad got madder and madder.
I'll post my other "Eric Stories" later.
Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:15 pm
Mr. Darkside wrote:When I was a a little kid, we were at this christening. I dont remember much about it, but my father told me that I was babbling all the time, and I wouldn't shut up. I would just talk, talk, talk and interrupt the priest. My father had to take me outside because of this, and when he did, I started to shout "Help, help, help!!" all the time. A bit of a embarassing moment for my parents... Yet a bit funny at the same time, because I shouted the "help shouts" like this character from a comedy show, who all the time got into trouble, and started to shout help loudly. Then this guy came to help him and all... But that's another story.
xD Something like that happened in our church. A little kid was screaming, "DADDY'S GONNA KILL ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" because his Dad was disciplining him for talking too much after being told not to a billion times. And, naturally, everyone went outside to help the kid. That poor dad...
Lets see...Maybe the time in a movie theatre I tried opening Skittles for a friend (a giant bag) and it erupted EVERYWHERE, sounding like thunder in the aisles. I'll come back with more later.
Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:26 pm
Sudden memory loss >< This happened this morning, it's really strange.
I got this song stuck in my head that totally doesn't make sense:
Hey ho, away we go, country making country making, heeey no, away we go, early in the morning!
So yea, I was eating breakfast with my bro and I sang it to him cuz I thought it was too strange and he just looked at me VERY weirdly. Then I got the song stuck in HIS head. XD
Another was when I was 7, the whole family went to Europe (France, Intallaken, dunno how to spell ><) and we were having lunch by the lake where there are several geese; brown and white ones. We decided to feed them the bread we had and well, the brown ones went for it and the white ones totally ignore the bread unless it's RIGHT in front of them. After a while, my mum decided to be very smart and feed the white geese the plastic bag which held the bread and the geese got angry. By angry, I MEAN it. There were some steps which you could walk down to the water part and when we realised the geese were angry, my mum and I walked slowly away and one white goose swam quickly to the steps with the plastic bag in its mouth (I'm not kidding, it really happened) and actually walked up the steps. My mum and I fled while the goose was coming nearer and nearer. At the end the goose just stood there and we ran away.
At that moment it was scary, but then after that it was hilarious XD
I got this song stuck in my head that totally doesn't make sense:
Hey ho, away we go, country making country making, heeey no, away we go, early in the morning!
So yea, I was eating breakfast with my bro and I sang it to him cuz I thought it was too strange and he just looked at me VERY weirdly. Then I got the song stuck in HIS head. XD
Another was when I was 7, the whole family went to Europe (France, Intallaken, dunno how to spell ><) and we were having lunch by the lake where there are several geese; brown and white ones. We decided to feed them the bread we had and well, the brown ones went for it and the white ones totally ignore the bread unless it's RIGHT in front of them. After a while, my mum decided to be very smart and feed the white geese the plastic bag which held the bread and the geese got angry. By angry, I MEAN it. There were some steps which you could walk down to the water part and when we realised the geese were angry, my mum and I walked slowly away and one white goose swam quickly to the steps with the plastic bag in its mouth (I'm not kidding, it really happened) and actually walked up the steps. My mum and I fled while the goose was coming nearer and nearer. At the end the goose just stood there and we ran away.
At that moment it was scary, but then after that it was hilarious XD
Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:49 pm
This always happenes to me... I forget.. I'll tell you a stories about my cat.
My cat likes too sit on my window sill and look out. She doesn't allways see of the window is open or closed so she just goes for it. A couple of times she just sprinted and ran into the glass, it's really funny...
Also I play hide and seek with her. She looks at me, and I go hide behind something, I peek out every now and then until she runs up too me, sticks her face infront of mine and runs like hell. She sometimes hides, it's usually under the bed, but you allways see a tail peeking under...
I have more stories but I'll tell you when I remeber...
*spreads Twinkle's glitter* (I forget, darn goose...)
My cat likes too sit on my window sill and look out. She doesn't allways see of the window is open or closed so she just goes for it. A couple of times she just sprinted and ran into the glass, it's really funny...
Also I play hide and seek with her. She looks at me, and I go hide behind something, I peek out every now and then until she runs up too me, sticks her face infront of mine and runs like hell. She sometimes hides, it's usually under the bed, but you allways see a tail peeking under...
I have more stories but I'll tell you when I remeber...
*spreads Twinkle's glitter* (I forget, darn goose...)
Last edited by Mistykal on Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:12 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:53 pm
Mistykal wrote:This always happenes to me... I forget.. I'll tell you a stories about my cat.
My cat likes too sit on my window sill and look out. She doesn't allways see of the window is open or closed so she just goes for it. A couple of times she just sprinted and ran into the glass, it's really funny...
Also I play hide and seek with her. She looks at me, and I go hide behind something, I peek out every now and then until she runs up too me, sticks her face infront of mine and runs like hell. She sometimes hides, it's usually under the bed, but you allways see a tail peeking under...
I have more sotories but I'll tell you when I remeber...
That's so CUTE!! I wish I had a cat >.< but nooo...mummy won't let me. *fume fume*
I remember me imitating a cat and my friend's dog looked at me and started barking XD like I was really a cat.
Fri Aug 13, 2004 4:46 pm
I have a few, but the funniest one was my brother. He was really little and just learning how to make sentences, and when he wanted more of something he'd say "too much! too much!". So one day someone was pouring him raisins and he started saying "too many! too many!" It was really cute.
funniest moment ever.
Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:10 pm
I was at my schools badminton club (sort of just a bunch of games going at once.) and my friend was standing at one end of the net and ther was this loose string he was batting around and it flew up and hit him in the eye so he fell over backwards and screamed ouch. I couldn't play for like 5 minutes after that cause I was laughing to hard. You had to be there. By the way I won the game like 21 - 10 and it was two people versus me.
Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:36 pm
In the bathroom, I was putting some curtain or something up, and I had one end on my knee( I was sitting), the other on the toilet seat. A cat comes into the room, comes to me for pets, when I won't pet it it tries to walk across the curtain, and BOOM right to the floor. Kind of a hand to be there.
Not particularly funny, but its all I can think of at the moment.
Not particularly funny, but its all I can think of at the moment.
Sat Aug 14, 2004 7:06 am
I was comeig hme frma sop, and walked into a bin. The rubbish went flying.
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I was walking to the shops when I walked into a lampost.
stoopid bins and lamposts!LOLI guess it is kinda funny.
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I was walking to the shops when I walked into a lampost.
stoopid bins and lamposts!LOLI guess it is kinda funny.
Sat Aug 14, 2004 7:35 am
This was a,"you had to be there" thing,but..once we were at a state park for the day,and we were walking down a hill,I think..and my mom fell,and she was like sliding and rolling..I dont know why,but it was just simply hilarious. She was fuming,but it was funny.
This is a nice one..
A few years ago my brother came to visit. He lost his wallet. Now,we spent a good day or two of that week looking for it. A few days after he left..we look up on the top of our car. Whats that? A leaf? No. A plastic bag? No. A WALLET!
This is a nice one..
A few years ago my brother came to visit. He lost his wallet. Now,we spent a good day or two of that week looking for it. A few days after he left..we look up on the top of our car. Whats that? A leaf? No. A plastic bag? No. A WALLET!
Sat Aug 14, 2004 9:33 am
When I was younger my sister took me shopping. She's really pretty and won a beauty comp once Anyway, we were outside and this guy came past on his skateboard and he whistled at my sister. Then he went too fast down a hill, screamed, hit a rock and fell in a puddle of mud. Funny 
Another time my mum took my shopping and we were in the car. Some guys walked past that I knew and they pointed at me. Then, my mum done the fingers at them. The only thing was, she put up the wrong finger! How embarrassing
Anyway, we were outside and this guy came past on his skateboard and he whistled at my sister. Then he went too fast down a hill, screamed, hit a rock and fell in a puddle of mud. Funny
Another time my mum took my shopping and we were in the car. Some guys walked past that I knew and they pointed at me. Then, my mum done the fingers at them. The only thing was, she put up the wrong finger! How embarrassing