An Anonymous Advice-Giver.. (Pink Ink)
Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:40 pm
Got a problem? Need an answer? Once again, your friendly neighborhood Pink Ink has a solution.
As some of you know, we have an advice column in our little newspaper. Well, our (anonymous) advice column writer is in need of some questions. Don't know what to wear to the prom? Having trouble finding a present for a friend? Never fear- our advice columnist will have an answer for you.
Say, for some strange reason, you were on a mission to save a shrimp-salesman from dying a terrible death due to washing machines when this thread was opened. Again, have no fear- our advice columnist will answer any questions they can get their grimy little paws on- no matter when the questions are posted. There's no limit to how many questions you ask or what they're about (but, please, keep them PPT appropriate).
To submit a question, just post here or (if you're shy) send an e-mail to yellowavril @ hotmail.com (without the spaces, of course). Again, all questions will be used. Or, if you have any comments of suggestions for our advice-giver, just (again) post or e-mail a message to the above e-mail address. <b>Note: Do NOT send questions to me!</b> I am not the anonymous advice-giver, and would appreciate -not- receiving questions.. >>;
And by the way, if you haven't picked this up yet, the questions you send in will not be answered on the thread. They'll all be answered in different issues of The Pink Ink. The amount of questions answered each issue will vary.
Thanks for reading and ask away,
The Pink Ink Staff
As some of you know, we have an advice column in our little newspaper. Well, our (anonymous) advice column writer is in need of some questions. Don't know what to wear to the prom? Having trouble finding a present for a friend? Never fear- our advice columnist will have an answer for you.
Say, for some strange reason, you were on a mission to save a shrimp-salesman from dying a terrible death due to washing machines when this thread was opened. Again, have no fear- our advice columnist will answer any questions they can get their grimy little paws on- no matter when the questions are posted. There's no limit to how many questions you ask or what they're about (but, please, keep them PPT appropriate).
To submit a question, just post here or (if you're shy) send an e-mail to yellowavril @ hotmail.com (without the spaces, of course). Again, all questions will be used. Or, if you have any comments of suggestions for our advice-giver, just (again) post or e-mail a message to the above e-mail address. <b>Note: Do NOT send questions to me!</b> I am not the anonymous advice-giver, and would appreciate -not- receiving questions.. >>;
And by the way, if you haven't picked this up yet, the questions you send in will not be answered on the thread. They'll all be answered in different issues of The Pink Ink. The amount of questions answered each issue will vary.
Thanks for reading and ask away,
The Pink Ink Staff
Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:42 pm
Why is the sky pink?
Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:44 pm
Why am I hated by most of my classmates?
Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:45 pm
Whyeee... did'n... Sanna Claus... weave me a pwesent unner da' twee dis 'ear?
Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:47 pm
Why do I have fungus growing on every other toe?
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Why does Sapphy__faerie think I live in the North? Whats the truth? I NEED GUIDANCE
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Why does Sapphy__faerie think I live in the North? Whats the truth? I NEED GUIDANCE
Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:30 am
...Sapphy__faerie? O___O
I'll try and come up with a few later =P
I'll try and come up with a few later =P
Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:01 am
Why can nobody tell whether I'm angry or happy from my writing unless I use lots of smilies?
Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:06 am
Christopher wrote:Why can nobody tell whether I'm angry or happy from my writing unless I use lots of smilies?
Huh? I can't tell if you are happy or angry.
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Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:07 am
Why is it my curtains taste like chocolate covered caramel?
Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:08 am
Shoyru_Lover wrote:Why is it my curtains taste like chocolate covered caramel?
You scare me sometimes.
Nah, I'm joking.
Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:11 am
*stares at SL*
But then... why do my chocolate caramels taste like curtains?!
But then... why do my chocolate caramels taste like curtains?!
Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:26 am
ahoteinrun wrote:*stares at SL*
But then... why do my chocolate caramels taste like curtains?!
I think you need a better hiding place.
Why do most people prefer leopard spots over cheetah spots when they are extremely similiar?
Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:52 am
...who ate my curtains?? 
Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:25 am
How come I cannot come up with witty quotes? Wait...this IS [not] one!
Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:31 am
Why is Jim such a meanie to me? 
I'm kidding I'm kidding
I'm kidding I'm kidding