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Pink Ink -- Issue 1 (or was it 15?)

Sun Oct 31, 2004 12:10 pm

http://www.pinkpt.com/pink/

... So?
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Sun Oct 31, 2004 1:02 pm

Regarding question #5 in the advice column:

Remind me to kill Dan.

Other than that, I now know that Lillie is more insane than previously thought.

Sun Oct 31, 2004 1:04 pm

I only have one thing to say. THERE'S MONSTERS IN YOUR CANDY!!! My first 3 articles ever published. I feel so proud.

Sun Oct 31, 2004 1:05 pm

Sapphire Faerie wrote:Regarding question #5 in the advice column:

Remind me to kill Dan.

Other than that, I now know that Lillie is more insane than previously thought.


That Dan fellow is doomed, I suppose.

If only we could figure out where Mystery Writer lives and then drain him for anwsers.

*Innocently looks in Yoshis direction*

Sun Oct 31, 2004 1:22 pm

Very nice, good job guys :)

Sun Oct 31, 2004 1:42 pm

Very good!! Looking forward to the next edition......

Oh and my horoscope was spookily accurate!

Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): You have put a lot of effort into academics these last few weeks, so step back and do something relaxing! Just back off the remote control, because your eyesight shouldn't suffer more.


Ive just finished my final exam for my IT diploma at nightschool!! It gives me an excuse to sit back and eat chocolate while I wait for my results!! :D

Sun Oct 31, 2004 3:27 pm

11. Why is Jim such a meanie to me?

Jim? Mean? You must be kidding me...

...I am such a suck-up.


Lies I say .... lies! :cry:

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*ahem* Sorry about that

Very good, I'm glad to see it back :).

Just for reference though, the background apparently doesn't like Firefox.
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Sun Oct 31, 2004 3:38 pm

He attempts to stab Caesara, who screams again and runs behind Ahoteinrun.

Xil: What is this? A robot?
Ahoteinrun: Obviously.
Xil: The robot speaks!
Ahoteinrun: The robot will knock your head against her knee if you don't stop bothering her.
Xil: The robot has a gender!
Ahoteinrun: I'm serious.
Xil: Yes'm.


*ahem*
It worries me how... correct this is. But I managed to use a smilie the other day! Really I did!
*trying*

Writer's Note: The Pink Ink staff are not responsible for my hallucinations.


Well there goes that explanation Lillie.

*small shrug* I think it's the best issue yet. Though I may be unfairly biased.

Sun Oct 31, 2004 3:58 pm

Ixistant: Don't look! It's terrible!
Little kids (scared): What? What? I want my mummy!
Ixistant: There's evil people!
Little kids: Where?!
Ixistant: In your candy!

The little children start screaming and crying.

...Alex: Not again.
Yoshi: Not again. Please. Not again.
Ixistant: It's okay kids! Just give me your candy and I'll get the evil people out of them!

The children obediently, albeit reluctantly, hand over their candy. Ixistant inspects each bag and shakes his head grimly.

Ixistant: I'm afraid I have to take these back to the laboratory with me. I'll get the evil people then. Don't worry, kids. You'll have your candy back soon enough.

The children don't look too pleased with this arrangement but nothing can be done as the Pink Inkers troop off back to Headquarters.

SpiraLethe: Ixistant, you should dress up as a burglar next year.


Oh to be evil! And for those who are wondering, thats why I have a power Ranger in my set.

Sun Oct 31, 2004 5:09 pm

*peeps into Photoshop, open for two days straight, and notices a shade of pink, used in the layout, in the palette*

Ohhhh aaaaargh. ><

Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:22 pm

PI is back! Yay! :) Question: how do you become MOTM?

Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:24 pm

*pats Yoshi* It's okay. There there.

Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:32 pm

DM was on fire! wrote:PI is back! Yay! :) Question: how do you become MOTM?


Sock chooses the person randomly.

Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:47 pm

xjox wrote:Oh and my horoscope was spookily accurate!
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): You have put a lot of effort into academics these last few weeks, so step back and do something relaxing! Just back off the remote control, because your eyesight shouldn't suffer more.

Ive just finished my final exam for my IT diploma at nightschool!! It gives me an excuse to sit back and eat chocolate while I wait for my results!! :D

That's because the horoscope writer is just that awesome.

Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:37 am

vkceankraz wrote:
xjox wrote:Oh and my horoscope was spookily accurate!
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): You have put a lot of effort into academics these last few weeks, so step back and do something relaxing! Just back off the remote control, because your eyesight shouldn't suffer more.

Ive just finished my final exam for my IT diploma at nightschool!! It gives me an excuse to sit back and eat chocolate while I wait for my results!! :D

That's because the horoscope writer is just that awesome.

And oh so modest too ;)

In other news, great issue guys ^_^
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