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This one time... I swear this really did happen.

Sat Nov 13, 2004 7:35 am

This one time... and I ain't lying... my dog really did eat my homework.. and when I told my teacher... she called me a liar! Can you believe that?! How horrible!

Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:09 am

Aw poor Yuki. My cat steals my apple pies, and when I ask my mum for more she just gives me a lecture about us kids being so greedy these days.

Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:59 am

I belive you :P
One time my dog ate my permission slip for school trip. My teacher though it was hilarious.

Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:18 pm

One time, my HAMSTER ate my homework. :S The teacher didn't believe me :( So I produced the chewed up sheet of homework. And she believed me.

Sat Nov 13, 2004 1:56 pm

One time I told my teacher I was bringing the essay in but it got rained on.
It Didn't.
She believed me.

One time my cat ate my homework and threw it back up.
The teacher didn't believe me.

Sat Nov 13, 2004 2:30 pm

My cat actually did eat a portion of my homework, because she's old and likes to chew on paper. So, I brought in the crumpled homework with teeth marks in it, and the teacher took it. o.O

Sat Nov 13, 2004 2:43 pm

My rabbit eats everything that has paper in it. And she steals my pencils.... Which makes it impossible for me to draw when she's around :P

Sat Nov 13, 2004 3:45 pm

I used to have 2 gerbils and they half ate some homework once.
I took it in half eaten to prove that I wasn't lying and asked if I could have an extra night to do it again.

Sat Nov 13, 2004 4:23 pm

I believe you. I let my brother borrow my BRAND-NEW Harry Potter Year 5 book, and he left it on the ground.

Well, I think you can guess what happened.

We got rid of the dog soon after she ate my mom's glasses.

Sat Nov 13, 2004 7:47 pm

That's kind of like with my rabid squirrel story. No one believes me! I swear that rabid squirrel wanted to bite a chunk out of me!!!
Remember kids, if a squirrel seems too friendly, it wants to gnaw on your fingers. :D

Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:16 pm

I once ate my homework. I was in second grade and was *just* tall enough to reach the childrens' Tylenol AND sugar. In the same morning. *giggles*

Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:44 pm

You guys are making me laugh. xD
Ha.. cats and pie..xD
I've never had my homework eaten by anything.

Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:55 pm

He Who Feasts On Tacos wrote:I once ate my homework. I was in second grade and was *just* tall enough to reach the childrens' Tylenol AND sugar. In the same morning. *giggles*


:lol: Hohum... why does this amuse me so? :roflol:

Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:59 pm

Nothing's ever ate my homework, except a virus. (They'd have to eat a computer. :P)

Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:11 am

Shoyru_Lover wrote:
He Who Feasts On Tacos wrote:I once ate my homework. I was in second grade and was *just* tall enough to reach the childrens' Tylenol AND sugar. In the same morning. *giggles*


:lol: Hohum... why does this amuse me so? :roflol:


Because of your obsession with taking too much Vitamin C?
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