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Did you ever wonder?....

Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:48 am

Just basically put something you always wonder about here.

Charmin says less is more...so if i dont use any toilet paper, and wipe my behind with my hand...isn't that "more?"

Burger King shows really good lettuce on their commercials...but then when you buy a burger, they give you mayo and crap. Ever wonder?

Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:25 am

Ummm.. I always wondered how Santa got in our house when I was a kid.. :battar:

Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:27 am

I live in a residence hall at my university and I've always wondered why there is a handicapped bathroom on the 2,3, and 4th floors of a hall without an elevator (this is the case of every residence hall on campus, except one which has an elevator and the special bathrooms).

Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:28 am

Heh, every once in a while, Reader's Digest prints some of these kinds of things.

I can only remember one off the top of my head though. It's something like, "Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?"

Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:58 pm

If an orange is called so because it's orange - then why isn't a banana a yellow, or a plum a purple?

Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:27 pm

How young can you be to still die of old age?
If someone told you they were a chronic liar would you believe them?
If you set out to fail and you succeed at it, which do you do?
I love Braniac, one of the best science shows ever!

Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:46 pm

The New and Improved thing always gets me.

Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:50 pm

Kitten Medli wrote:Ummm.. I always wondered how Santa got in our house when I was a kid.. :battar:


With a crowbar.

Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:53 pm

Christopher wrote:With a crowbar.


No, silly, he rings the doorbell then runs. =D

Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:30 pm

Igg wrote:The New and Improved thing always gets me.


yeah, same here, how can something be improved if it's new? o_O

*thinks*

*head hurts*

Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:44 pm

Same Difference


I cant' stand it

ummmm.....

Why do things look soo good on packages but when you make them they look stinky?

Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:46 pm

I often wonder how those cleaners you get that don't work always work on the commercials.

EDIT: Also, I wonder how those people who had miraculous weight losses (shown on commercials) always seem to change hair color and other physical features not associated with losing weight.

Thu Nov 18, 2004 2:48 am

Hmm... I've always wondered why on Windows 98, to shut down your computer, you have to go to a button named "Start" and why sheep don't shrink when it rains. xD

I've also wondered why at my school, the nurse's office isn't right by the school's office... instead, it's all the way on the other side of the school.

Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:16 am

Why do people say First Annual? It's like saying it's a tradition that you're doing for the first time. :o

Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:53 am

What is in 2% milk cheese? WHAT'S THE OTHER 98%?

Why do I watch Full Metal Alchemist?

Why is stuff we put in a ship "cargo" and stuff in a car a "shipment"?
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