My godfather dude told me a joke about oxford and cambridge once, that I doubt any of you will get but whatever. He was knighted.
Quote:
If you're at a party and you cant remember if its a Oxford uni function or a Cambridge uni function theres one easy way to find out. Ask the person who you're talking to what they do for a living, when they've told you, tell them what you do.
If you're at cambridge, they'll go "Oh, thats interesting"
If you're at oxford, they'll go "Oh, you find that interesting?"
*upper class british gentleman zing*