Probably about half my life is spent doing random and odd things. The other half is eating and sleeping...
I can't possibly list everything, so I'll tell some stuff now, and maybe more later.
The first one that came to mind is the time I told my English teacher that she had ruined my lifelong dream of being a cashier at Starbucks. (Don't ask.)
This summer at camp, I was accused of being in love with my left shoulder, because I'd been randomly obsessing over it for reasons I did not and will not explain. I would be like, "I like my left shoulder a lot. It's really awesome."
Also this summer at camp, me and Charlotte and Rachel (1) kept lecturing this one counselor about using utensils.
Then there was the time in English class last year that I completely cracked up over a line in "Romeo and Juliet" because of an obscure word that is used differently now.
A few months later in that same class, we did a skit, and I attempted to say a line a certain way, and it resulted in me not being able to say it at all for about five minutes because I was laughing so hard.
The previous year, I provided my English teacher (wow, lots of English class moments) with an explanation for why 2 + 2 = 0.
And on Vethie's most recent birthday, I was over at her house, and while we were waiting for cake, I was extremely hyper, and I was jumping on the trampoline yelling about random things like how the blue team has the high ground (once again, don't ask), and then I was shouting at the top of my lungs about how the neighbors were going to complain. (Strangely enough, I lost my hyperness after I'd had sugar.)
A few years ago, me and my friend Matt pretended we had made up a religion that worshipped coat hangers, and I even made up a ceremonial chant.
We also made up a song that goes like this: "You live in a jail cell, you live in a jail cell, you live in a jail cell..." etc., etc.
When I was in second or third grade, I would always ask the eight ball "Do I have purple hair?"
One time, me and Vethie spent an entire afternoon talking like Yoda. Not the voice, just the syntax.
Recently, I came up with the best "insult" in the world: "Dora the Explorer lost the presidential election!" (Vethie helped with the mutation process. I call it that because it is the result of a very odd but continuous train of thought.)
And in eighth-grade math class, me and Therese made up a song to the tune of "Happy Birthday", only it was "Happy Face Clock", and we sang it to the teacher after class.
Last item for this post: A few days ago, I was reading a story, and I used a few lines to help make up my own scene involving the main character and a roll of invisible duct tape.
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No, I never officially left; yes, I am gone forever. I have also permanently left AIM. If you need to contact me, drop a line on LJ. Same username.